Was doing lagia hunts with randoms. We finish three manning and i say
"Phew, lucky i dinnae cart."
"New to hammering."
"Sorry for single KO".

Random 1 says
"Hammering is easy."

Random 2 says
"I am master with all weapons."


Back at inn a third random joins. No one has kill, so we decide on a capture. Both the earlier randoms switch to hammer. So I decide to LS. Last minute, Mr 'Hammer is Easy' switches to LS (or was it GS). Mr 'Hammer is Easy" had full vangis He also had capture guru.

Mr 'Weapon master' spawns at camp. I spawn next to lagia and start fighting. Mr 'Hammer is Easy' and 3rd random joins. 3rd random carts.

Mr 'Weapon Master' says
"I need to go."
Quits.

Mr 'Hammer is Easy' carts.

Luddy joins fight. After a while I noticed that I am fighting lagia ALL ALONE! The other two went chasing after luddy!

5 minutes later Mr 'Hammer is Easy' proudly proclaims
"Dead in 3." (yeah, while you guys were busy killing a fecking luddy i had to cut the tail, break the horns, break the shell by myself, and I'm normally the gunner for fecks sake )

They scamper back, and terus go for the tail i'd cut earlier. Had to use a lifepowder to save them when lagia sideswiped them as they were busy harvesting.

Mr 'Hammer is Easy' then says
"Cap now!"

So, since we should have a few traps I decided to follow his orders. Trapped, tranqed but did not work.

Koopa enters the room.

One area later I again found myself alone. Lagia tail whipped me back to the previous area and i see them two busy smacking EACH OTHER!

I type in caps
"WHAT ARE THE TWO OF YOU DOING?"

Random 3 says
"Fail"

I ask
"Do you have any traps?"
"If not check box."

They did not have any, and Mr 'Weapon Master" had taken the free one with him

We corner lagia in his lair, but he just won't jump up on land, so my pitfall despawns

Koopa gets bored of waiting and leaves room. I would too, seeing that this was around the 25th minute mark!!!

Resupplies arrive. We finally get a trap. Captured.

Mr 'Hammer is Easy' goes
"Good job!"

I go
"Epic phail!"