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deanmalenko
post Jul 1 2010, 04:06 PM

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ya3

practice on your own or with teammates or kids on your block.

after ur leg become "keras" go to field la..hahaha
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post Jul 1 2010, 04:07 PM

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welcome to play football

but ended up like me. broke my body part everywhere.
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post Jul 1 2010, 04:07 PM

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i liek the "imitate" part mentioned by mr.dabudin.. its actually true you know... try imitating styles, passes, shots or whatever you can gain from viewing. like for example: football replays are one of them.. see their positioning, kicking style, dribble etc etc etc...

but liek mr.headhunter said, master the basics first.. ball control, passing etc etc etc etc..

and yes, there will be some donkeys smiling and giving you those fed up looks.. lol... ignore those idiots...


good luck
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post Jul 1 2010, 04:08 PM

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QUOTE(ichi_24 @ Jul 1 2010, 04:07 PM)
welcome to play football

but ended up like me. broke my body part everywhere.
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padan muka.jpg

who ask to tfk alot
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ichi_24
post Jul 1 2010, 04:10 PM

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QUOTE(syarz @ Jul 1 2010, 04:08 PM)
padan muka.jpg

who ask to tfk alot
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lei yang sai lor

ok you win all lor
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post Jul 1 2010, 04:10 PM

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QUOTE(bigbangformula @ Jul 1 2010, 03:57 PM)
OMG the first few replies were utter rubbish..

But thanks for the proper tips,I will surely try it out..And yea,I think there are certain idiots who criticizes you for not playing well,making the team that you are in lose,giving you stupid comments,and smiling like an idiot everytime you get the ball because they think you are gonna fail..

And no,it's not because of the world cup,it's because i love anything that has to do with a ball,you get what I mean?
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TS is ghey!

back to topic,
anyway, which area are you in?
sometimes really need somebody to coach you.
TSbigbangformula
post Jul 1 2010, 04:11 PM

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Well,I don't play serious football with strangers and get body parts broken,there's no serious tackling and fouling,in fact we don't even tackle people,just casual game,I play with a bunch of friends,but I'm not very close with them wan la..so when I make mistakes I do notice they don't really like it..

But got one time I play in a wet field,because it just rained,I kaki ayam and play,darn I was slipping and sliding everywhere!Couldn't even play properly!
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protip 1: should your face to close proximity to any flailing arms, remember to immediately cover your face and fall to the ground while screaming for time-out.

protip 2: should an opponent's foot slightly tap any parts of your lower body, remember to swing your arms upward and fall dramatically to the ground and shout REF!
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QUOTE(ichi_24 @ Jul 1 2010, 04:10 PM)
lei yang sai lor

ok you win all lor
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you still winrar
i kenot type the language u used just nao :lespek:

even "sum1" got conned
what is kakak in mandarin lols
harrychoo
post Jul 1 2010, 04:13 PM

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become keeper, no need much skill to kick the ball, just dun become another Green or Taibi can liao
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post Jul 1 2010, 04:15 PM

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QUOTE(harrychoo @ Jul 1 2010, 04:13 PM)
become keeper, no need much skill to kick the ball, just dun become another Green or Taibi can liao
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agree!!
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post Jul 1 2010, 04:15 PM

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QUOTE(ichi_24 @ Jul 1 2010, 04:07 PM)
welcome to play football

but ended up like me. broke my body part everywhere.
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QUOTE(harrychoo @ Jul 1 2010, 04:13 PM)
become keeper, no need much skill to kick the ball, just dun become another Green or Taibi can liao
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its because i've been a keeper i ended doctor banning me from playing football 1 year

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post Jul 1 2010, 04:15 PM

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try this
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post Jul 1 2010, 04:18 PM

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No thx,I don't wanna buy that book just to learn soccer,I mean the Internet has got those stuff too!But I just want real-life people's opinions here..

And I suck at goalkeeping though,I prefer to play defender..is that a good choice for first-timers?Can't expect a first-timer to play as striker right?
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post Jul 1 2010, 04:21 PM

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QUOTE(bigbangformula @ Jul 1 2010, 04:18 PM)
No thx,I don't wanna buy that book just to learn soccer,I mean the Internet has got those stuff too!But I just want real-life people's opinions here..

And I suck at goalkeeping though,I prefer to play defender..is that a good choice for first-timers?Can't expect a first-timer to play as striker right?
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from my experience, first timer usually kena bully fitness training, all those 100m, 200m, 500m, then 1km run.

also testing your skill, dribling, proper kicking, tactic learning etc.

that's how i was during secondary school.
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post Jul 1 2010, 04:24 PM

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QUOTE(ichi_24 @ Jul 1 2010, 04:21 PM)
from my experience, first timer usually kena bully fitness training, all those 100m, 200m, 500m, then 1km run.

also testing your skill, dribling, proper kicking, tactic learning etc.

that's how i was during secondary school.
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Wow your school must be good then,my school didn't have all these fitness trainings...the teacher will divide us into two teams and terus play,up to you how you want to play,the teacher wouldn't be there watching.. doh.gif
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post Jul 1 2010, 04:25 PM

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QUOTE(bigbangformula @ Jul 1 2010, 04:18 PM)
No thx,I don't wanna buy that book just to learn soccer,I mean the Internet has got those stuff too!But I just want real-life people's opinions here..

And I suck at goalkeeping though,I prefer to play defender..is that a good choice for first-timers?Can't expect a first-timer to play as striker right?
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defender more easy la

need basic kicking skill only

short pas and whutsoeva

if u have xxl body type more good,body contact only

and practice to block the ball
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post Jul 1 2010, 04:26 PM

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QUOTE(bigbangformula @ Jul 1 2010, 04:24 PM)
Wow your school must be good then,my school didn't have all these fitness trainings...the teacher will divide us into two teams and terus play,up to you how you want to play,the teacher wouldn't be there watching.. doh.gif
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my school also like that la

i think ur teacher must be GIRL or auwwwwwwwww type teacher
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post Jul 1 2010, 04:27 PM

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watch football games u can learn from it
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post Jul 1 2010, 04:27 PM

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1st learn how to pass and stop a ball, get a partner or use wall
2nd practice to shot with ur strong foot
3rd running with ball
then learn accelerate and dribbling


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