what so good about him retired??!

its no wonder kenyon quit as non executive director! its all bad news today. neymar also snubbed us.

oh man.

Chelsea - Special Agent Joe Cole!
Comrade Cole, you have done well in you first two missions.

The red card you got was so clever and I really liked the timing, just at the stroke of half-time. Genius!

Your penalty miss against Trabzonspor last night was so impressive. I love how you managed to look sad despite all the joy you had in passing the penalty to the keeper.

I have also noticed you have been taking massive strides off the pitch as well.

You were found guilty on Wednesday of speeding at 105mph and face a ban obviously trying to fit in with the locals.

You have also managed to convince the captain to compare you to Messi or preferably, Joe 'Messi' Cole. What a tremendous way to start your secret mission over there!

Agent Joe, I am not trying to remind you how to go about your job but you must remember that the real skill is in seamless integration; become your role, know your enemy - they won't suspect a thing (Just look at the job Special Agent Gallas did at Arsenal.)

Put their trophy winning years well and truly in the past and keep calling them the greatest club in England while you secretly make further progress with your mission.

I'm sure you still have some secret weapons in your arsenal (own goals, long term injuries, etc) so I will write you another mission statement when you pull off another spectacular move.

Just remember, if you ever feel your mission is being compromised at any point - GET OUT OF THERE!

Carefree!

CA said ramires debut in next week match against stoke ... so i'll choose the same lineup for tomorow wigan game except paolo..
----------cech--------
--ivan-alex-jt-ashley
---------mikel-------
-----essien-lamps---
anelka-drogba-flomo--

arghh.....do you see my emoticon below the statement?....

well i hope sam is mentally strong enough to handle this. he could contribute to the club through other means besides being on the pitch. like the report says, if he is going to study sports science, that would definitely get him a position in the club in the future.

i will never forget his final cross for lampsy.

Great line up with ultimate left side. 

Good news on the international front then;

Ghana star takes break from internationals

Did he actually quite? Or was he axed? I read on a website not too long ago, that he was axed.