Another Fruit.

Dear TS,

I have USD$50 million in a Nigerian bank account. I cannot withdraw it because of political trouble in Nigeria. I need RM50,000 to bribe the bank officer so I can withdraw the money. If you send me RM50,000, I will split 50-50 with you.

USD$25 million for only RM50,000! Good deal right? PM me.

Fwoar. This thread has truly become epic. If TS is a troll, he can pat himself on the back now.

But if he isn't... then I predict that the following will happen: He told this girl that he won't send any more money, and she agreed. Then a while later, she'll say her grandmother has had an accident, and the hospital bills are so high, and she really feels bad about asking for money again, but pleeeeeaaase?...

Later, when TS tells her he wants to go and visit her, she'll tell him no - because she's busy with this and that, or she needs to take care of the grandmother/father/nephew, no time to meet him, maybe later when she's more free.

This will repeat itself a few more times, until TS gets more and more frustrated. Maybe he'll finally buy the plane ticket and fly to Manila and call her from the airport...

...and that's when he finds that her number is cancelled.

So then what? Will he realize how foolish he's been? Will he remember this thread, what everyone has told him, and realize that we've all been right?

Nope. He will become bitter and vengeful, and he will put the blame on all women. He will turn into a raging misogynist who worships at the altar of "ada wang ada amoi". He may recover enough to approach another girl - but he will be an utter control freak to her, treat her like a piece of property that he can buy and own. He will probably turn into the guy from this thread.

This is my prediction. But I hope it doesn't come true.

This post has been edited by n00b13: Aug 5 2009, 11:09 PM

Bouncing up and down? Nooooo. They're for snuggling and nuzzling.

But long nipples are juicy and oh-so-suckable!

Unless you mean the areola.

OIC. Yes, big is not nice. Long is much better. Also, long is sensitive.

I'd rather talk about sex than about your stupidity.

Yah right? You can nibble it, suck it, flick it, and make her shudder.

Yeeeeesss! I like that part. It's like, two arms not enough to hold you, must use leg also.

<sigh> You good la, got honey at home...

I support you!