Ehem... Back to topic...

Ronaldo Yaya Khai sudah tarik ke? He'd be a great one-man show for us.

Dude... you do know the kind of "interesting" replies that you will get from LYN fellas rite?

But sorry to hear about your car though...

Yeah it was more of tits-to-tits contact, which was swiftly followed by palms to butt cheek contact. I mentioned this in the match report.

Its coz of the match reports k. I ain't no keyboard warrior.

Eric sounds like a Little League coach... Dammit increase post count again...

Mike, takde insider tips ke?

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Added on November 21, 2009, 1:35 amAh... I noticed SOLS is a youth-run organisation and Youth Asia sounds like its a young team as well.

Habis la... Our team all considered unker adi except for The Sperm...

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SP Sunway 23Nov 09 Monday
8pm - 10pm

1. arroyos
2. giotto ??
3. kang ??
4. ben ???
5. naz
6. violet
7. naz2

Today's match report.

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Lots of new faces. Some still got pimples.

Alfred still quiet. Must have done his SPM in Waile's School of Keyboard War Mongering.

Nigel brought a friend and wore matching bajus. Aww....

Freshie Foo emo. Ben take note.

Freshie Foo couldn't pump. Ben take note.

James didn't score own goal.

James took a lot of kick-off shot. Didn't score a goal.

James shot one from kick-off straight into... Reporter's ample belly.

Ronaldo Yaya scored... A lot... *yawn*

Reporter scored. *gasp!*

Bul made back-to-back-to-back super duper saves. Let in easy goal from resulting corner.

Terry emo when leg kena whack. Immediately scored. No more emo.

Had extra RM3 when did collection. Quietly kept in pocket.

Realise I forgot to give myself change. No profit.

ZZzzzZZZzzzZZzZZzzzzzzzZZZzzzz...

Yes meh? I thought you have faster WRIST and PALM than everyone else in the world?

Get a room guys... Get a room...

For Ben and Freshie Foo: -



This post has been edited by Zan81: Nov 24 2009, 10:21 PM

Why red? What if we were to meet Oracle Reds in the finals?

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Ok we'll wear red.

There. I've edited my position.

On a serious note, Pono is right that DC is not my best position. However, I am ok-ok lah in terms of dispossessing, blocking and er, fouling. So if we're leading by 5 goals and we need to shut up shop, then fill me in on the wings to support the defence lo...

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Randy, don't worry too much my fren. Its only a 10 minute game! I'm sure Mr. Kang the Half Marathon Conquerer can cope...

Dammit. Now we need to find new players to replace half of us.

Pono, no pre-game gossip?

Kumpul idea dulu...

Fair Play for Fair Trade Futsal Challenge
Sunday, 29th Nov 2009
Venue: The Challenger Sport Centre, PJ

The Crazy Gang
1. Randolph
2. Kang
3. Abu
4. Faesal
5. King
6. Pono
7. Steven
8. Naz
9. Chee Wei (Eric's Friend)
10. Eric (Player/Manager)

ELEVYN-TH HOUR HEARTBREAK

The Crazy Gang defied expectations to qualify for the knockout stages in the Fair Play for Fair Trade Futsal Challenge. Faced with an uphill task against Ganforhire, the Crazy Gang managed to match them man-for-man (Ben, as usual, calm down) but ultimately it was the toss of the referee's coin that decided the match. Needless to say, the ref was a tosser indeed.

Recapping the earlier games: -

Crazy Gang vs Youth Asia

Youth Asia looked to be a strong team and had the likes of Steven Gerrard and Filippo Inzaghi in their ranks. Turns out, they were Steven Jialat and Filippo I'mSucky (I hope none of them reads this!).

The gang were a bit too casual in the opening half, perhaps accustomed to the Monday "hehe-haha" session. After being given a ball licking rollicking by manager Eric, Kang managed to turn on the style and scored from 3/4 up the pitch just before the break. In the 2nd half, Unker Steven added another goal after a good exchange of passes with Chee Wei down the left flank.

First game to the Crazy Gang 2-0. Things were looking good.

Crazy Gang vs SOLS Blue Lions


The SOLS teams (there were 4 of them) had the best fans in the tournament and created one helluva atmosphere. However, the very experienced *cough old cough* Crazy Gang were able to snatch an early lead through their fox-in-the-box, Chee Wei.

And then it happened. The much younger, fitter and more agile SOLS Blue Lions kept pressuring the gang and they finally crumbled. Defensive stalwart, Kang was robbed off the ball in midfield, despite using the trademark buntut-tungging ball protection stance. SOLS was able to break and slammed the ball home to equalise.

It was no coincidence that the Miss Malaysia Indian Global team turned up around the same time Kang tried to show off...

Match ended a disappointing 1-1. But as luck would have it, the Crazy Gang qualified for the knockout stages despite the draw. (Who would have thought luck would come back to bite us in the ass.... Ben... er nvm...)


Crazy Gang vs 1Malaysia

With both teams already qualified, The Crazy Gang sent out the B team. B here, stands for Bulldozer. The all-Chinese 1Malaysia team had no chance on the ball, as the Crazy Gang employed the park the bus Naz strategy. However, this was at the expense of not scoring a goal ourselves, and we ended up finishing 2nd in the group.


Long Intermission

The carnival-like atmosphere was incredible, with the SOLS cheerleaders using tin cans, tupperwares, etc to create noise... Only to be slowed down by a yoga demonstration by BEYoga. Kang was seen drooling at the flexibility of the girl... and guy.

It was also time to check out the other teams. Specifically, the girl's teams. Er... nothing much to report on eye candy, but some of them looks tougher than our Csex Fibreglass!

One nasi goreng and bihun goreng later, it was game on.


QF: Crazy Gang vs Ganforhire


Ganforhire appeared to be one of the better teams in the tourney, and their results in the group stages were perfect (correct me if I'm wrong). Named after their captain, who's name is Gan, the Crazy Gang pondered if they should have called themselves NoChensInHell.

By now, regular custodian, Randolph Glozz was out of the tourney, due to a case of indiscipline and violence against match officials. (Actually it was his mum's bday and he never expected us to qualify ). Up step Naz, who has never played keeper officially before.

So it all came down to this for the Crazy Gang. All that practise, all that talk, all that tactical discussion and formations, all that 1-2-1, 2-2, 1-3, 0-4..... All went out the window.

It was a no holds barred contest. Ganforhire employed the throw-the-ball-at-the-bald-guy tactic early on, and The Crazies replied with a similar tactic, with Unker Steven leading the line.

New skuad MSSM player, Alfred was introduced and had some good early chances to test the Ganforhire goal keeper. As the half wore on, Ganforhire was bullying young Alfred off the pitch, but he still managed to wriggle free with a couple of shots before being substituted.

Froggy Kang, eager to make up for his mistake was at his best, directing play from behind (once again Ben). Abu, perhaps again used to the Monday session was keen to practise his joget moves on the ball with him being the last man. After losing posession, Ganforhire had a clear shot on goal but was tipped away by Naz the keeper. Little did Abu know, that the joget moves triggered previously dormant for 5 years Emo Naz.

"CLEAR THE BALL LAH CHEE B**!!!" reveberatted around the corner. Abu was immediately substitued.

In the dying minutes, the Crazy Gang had a golden opportunity to wrap things up. After a lucky well worked routine from the corner, Csex Fibreglass found himself in acres of space. Unfortunately, his left leg is only meant for standing and he forced himself to scoop the ball with his right. It was still going in! Its going... going.... it....... hit the bar.

So 0-0 it was, and it all came down to penalties.

Ganforhire won the coin toss, and chose to go first.

Naz tried the throw-himself-in-the-air-and-try-to-go-horizontal tactic to save... but they shot low. Fockers. The goal scorer apparently did the Arshavin "shhh" celebration while the keeper was down. Mother fockers.

Gan O
Cra

Unker Steven stepped up confidently. Slammed one home.

Gan O
Cra O

Naz tried the make-himself-look-big-by-spreading-his-arms-wide-and-then-cheat-by-rushing-in-front tactic. They shot up. Fockers.

Gan O O
Cra O

Pono was up next. During the match, he managed to tick another name off his "To Injure" list. Now it all came down to how well he kicked the ball, and not the human... He winds up... Annnnddddd... Beckham moment.

Gan O O
Cra O X

Naz tried the stand-at-the-edge-of-the-area-near-the-kicker-and-then-look-him-in-the-eye tactic. They shot low........ HE SAVES!!! And he caught the ball!! Naz then used the imaginary-slam-dunk tactic to intimidate the opponents.

Gan O O X
Cra O X

Up step Eric Csex Fibreglass. The shot that hit the post still playing on his mind... This was his moment.... He shoots......... HE SCORESSSS!!! A well-taken penalty into the bottom right hand corner. When asked how did he do it, his reply was "I dont know I just closed my eyes".

Gan O O X
Cra O X O

Naz tried the Jens Lehmann-move-along-the-line-tactic-and-the-Jerzy Dudek-flying-hand-movement tactic. Again, they shot low..... Naz saves again!!! (FOCK YOU MOTHER FOCKERSSSS!!!)

Gan O O X X
Cra O X O

Faesal was up next. Ganforhire keeper was playing mind games by sitting in the middle of the penalty area. Wise Unker Steven had words of encouragement for the dribble king. If he scored, the Crazy Gang would go through... No pressure! No pressure!......... He shoots annnnnnnd.... Beckham momemtn no. 2.

Gan O O X X
Cra O X O X

Its now down to sudden death. According to the ref, whoever wins the coin toss gets to choose to shoot or to save. If the shooter scores, his team wins but if the keeper saves, the keeper's team wins. The Ganforhire keeper won the coin toss again, and naturally elected to shoot.

Its down to Naz again. Ganforhire was conspiring on where to place the shot. It was elemtary, seeing that the last two low shots were saved, the smart money would be to shoot up high.

Naz tried the same Jens Lehmann and Jerzy Dudek tactic. This time, he threw in some disco moves as well and pointed diagonal right (I swear, I saw him look there!. Up steps the shooter and........... He bangs one into the top corner!!.... As predicted, they went high, but the shot was too fast and the keeper could not get a hand to it.

So there you have it. It was all over in a split second for Crazy Gang. A dissapointed Eric Csex Fibreglass said, "I think we played our hearts out and we matched some of the so-called better teams. Unfortunately, we failed to prepare ourselves for penalties. Had we known earlier, we would have made everyone practise coin tosses after every Monday session".

A distraught Faesal had to be consoled, but was still defiant in defeat. "I missed, but can they timbang the ball like me? No they can't", said the Crazy Gang forward.

There was pride in defeat for the Crazy Gang, as nobody expected them to play well. It was fun indeed, as predicted by ramen-eating manager, Eric Chen.





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Seriously though, it was a good tournament. Kudos to Mike for inviting us, and well done for a well organised tournament. Eric I still owe you RM35.

I actuallly didn't see that "Shhh" gesture. I was THAT fired up! Hehe...

Ben, nice quote.

Randolph, I didn't realise I never mentioned you. Its probably coz as I was recalling the matches, I don't think any of the teams tested you at all!

The first photo... What is Abu doing to Pono?

Steven macam baru menang pilihanraya ADUN Sri Petaling.

Serious ah I saved this one? I think this is the 2nd one la... Let in this one...

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Added on November 30, 2009, 6:21 pmFaesal violated by Steven?

This post has been edited by Zan81: Nov 30 2009, 06:21 PM