Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, the media says it's un-islamic and and you get threatened with ISA.

You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way" after the High Court quashes the legal suit against you, but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is wielding C4, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills when it inserts the said C4 up your anus.

That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair with the said C4 up your ass. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus and blows up together with the C4. That's what watching locally dubbed anime is like.