Shall I teleport in with my thunderhammer nao?

This post has been edited by Dickson Poon: Jun 14 2009, 08:08 PM

Yes, Brother Captain. Your wish, is my command.

I shall thoroughly prepare myself in mind and body for this holy crusade. I shall undergo various rituals of purification while steeling my mind to face the unclean by reciting the hymns of damnation and righteous fury against the heretic.



MY BROTHERS! Prepare thyselves. The pillar of Justice, is RETRIBUTION. Give thanks to our Primarch for his strength flows through our body. Give thanks to the Emperor for his spirit bestows us with HATRED against the heretic, the alien, and the traitor. Give thanks to the blessed Machine Spirits. Apply the holy oils and unguents and recite the hymns of supplication, the better to spit HOT BOLTER DEATH to the enemies of Mankind!

My Brothers, when I complete my meditations and purification rituals and emerge from the Chamber of the Reclusium, we shall launch an immediate TELEPORT ASSAULT upon the heretic.

Through the mortification of the flesh, can the soul of Mankind be saved.

LMAO!!!

+1 for the sarcasm!

I wonder how much money I can make by pimping teongpeng out as gigolo. I sure become rich one.

Ha Teongpeng, wut u think? Can do leh?

Haiz, so sad. Another bright idea of mine down the drain. +_+

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Added on June 14, 2009, 11:24 pmWait Teongpeng! Tell ur gf dat u go out with tai tai for accompany only, and talk talk. No sex one. Sometimes they go overseas they feel lonely and scare, so u are there to assure them only. Plus u can bring back many gifts and toys for your gf from overseas.

Now can?

This post has been edited by Dickson Poon: Jun 14 2009, 11:24 PM

The people who say "ada wang ada amoi" most likely have neither wang nor amoi. They're just internet faggooks.

Realistically speaking, my presence here will do nothing. All of the retardedness we see here in Cupids Corner is a societal trend. The retardedness has firm, deep roots in environmental causes, whether it is social, psychological, or economic.

No single man can stand against the tide, especially when that tide is a raging tsunami from a primaeval crack from the faultlines of the collective psyche.

Look at all the values being preached in here by the masses (and by the masses I certainly do not mean our heroes and luminaries like Silverhawk, Baronic, Darklight, and a hundred others).

What are these values? Male submissiveness. Sexual vassalage. The comfort of the familiar as opposed to the passion of adventure. Contentment with mediocrity, as opposed to passion for greatness. Asexuality, not desire. Perverse and warped desires, in place of healthy sexuality. Voyeurism, in place of the actual capacity for experience. Grandeur, not reality. Shame, not pride. Guilt, not righteousness. Fear, not courage. Hopelessness, not hopefulness. A pre-occupation with glamour, not a love for humanity. The subordination of the self, not the will of the self. This is but a mere fraction of the other values constantly being repeated and enforced here in Cupids Corner, and they are but a reflection of our society as a whole. Also, look at the demographics of this forum.

Still, many of us stand against this tide. I think we are hopeful. Perhaps, we love humanity too much to simply forsake it and let it wither and die. The people here constantly repeating motherhood values and offering words of comfort to the destitute must certainly feel this way. The people here doing what they can to offer words of advice and skill, to attempt to teach ability over the internet, must surely love the human potential, that they would willingly overlook the limitations of the medium in imparting the message.

No, my friend. The best we can do is not to stand against the tide. What we can realistically hope for is to throw a life raft, paddles, inflatable vests, boats, catamarans, arks to the people who really want it. We can give the floundering but desirous some small means to let them navigate their own way in life, rather than be carried on and dashed against rocks by elemental powers to big and too powerful for them to even imagine, much less understand.

Then perhaps when the man is finally afloat, only then will he understand the signs of the stars and the whispers of the wind and the pull of the moon and the movements of the tectonic plates and then, and only then, shall he become a captain, a lord of commander of the seas, first among peers, master among men.

This post has been edited by Dickson Poon: Jun 15 2009, 03:17 PM

I feel shy! O_o

Good reasoning and explanation, but it is out of context of the actual discussion here.

So much heresy in here. It makes my blood boil to a froth!

That's not what the TS is saying. I am supposed to do a complete and utter purge of the heresy in here, but my rituals of purification are not yet complete.

Even so, I shall dissect the opening post for starters.

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Added on June 28, 2009, 3:48 amThe thread starter reveals his MASSIVE FAIL on point number three, and I am surprised that few (if any) have caught him out on it.

It is not the job of a man to provide for a woman's every need and want. There are words for that sort of person, and those words are SLAVE, serf, vassal, helot, and peon. Even coolies and pariahs inhumanely though the way they are treated, are not expected to serve a person's every need and want.

For a man or woman to think or even believe that they think it is the role of the man to fulfil EVERY need and want is ridiculous and stupid to the extreme.

No woman will truly respect a man who will subordinate his own standards and priorities to the whim of a woman.

Subconsciously they know that if they can get away with it, so too will other people, and that dangerously compromises and devalues her relationship with you.

In addition, to fulfil a woman's every want and needs results in the effective removal of her own ability for achievement. The woman is reduced to a useless, helpless creature, and none but the most brainless will accept this.

Edit: The venerable Commander Prasanth has indeed addressed point number three at length, as well as several of our wiser posters in here. This knowledge fills my heart with much joy.

This post has been edited by Dickson Poon: Jun 28 2009, 04:25 AM

And the way to take care of her when she does all this is to spank her bottom hard.