What to expect, to put food on table also got harassed, to earn an honest living and sponsor children education also got destroyed, to follow rules and regulation/black and white also kena force to go under table. Special treatment from baby to school to jobless graduate to early retirement also need sponsor.

Prepare your sons and daughters to be global citizens, forget about the corrupted regime, the future generation will survive any where. Let the corrupts rot in the rotten state.

Nothing is permanent. No Bh is permanent. Even our life is not permanent. Our ancestors have proven their success, we might have to do it again if things got worst with continual threat and harassment. Economy will collapse if one by one pack the bag and say good bye.

May be they prefer this place to be like Indo or worst Afican in future.

Sorry no offence to any one related directly or indirectly. The message is directly aim at the head. No one else in the forum.

Highly Classified Swiftlets relocation program in Sarawak.

COOLANDY our investigative blogger have leaked some information to our readers. I like to clarify the truth as demanded by Mr. Trok of KT. and my involvement in this highly secretive relocation program.

Noting the possibility of swift lets moving in and roosting in shop houses. It  was decided to move the swift lets from the Great  Niah Cave where the local native have harvesting rights to Mulu cave a World Heritage Site which were only occupied by millions of bats and is under the control of a private company.

I together with scientist Huang was awarded this multi million grant to study and move these precious commodities from Niah to Mulu hence bypass the need to pay loyalty to the natives of Niah.

Scientist Huang and our team worked for three years and with so many grants it was not in our interest to produce a quick solution although we already have a method to successfully relocate the swift lets. Paling Senang sajak bah!

On the forth year struggling to buy myself a farm and brought in pedigreed Arabian Horses from Australia and USA an interest in a cattle farm and a crocodile farm in Dawin. Finally my grant was nearly exhausted and my principal threatened to pull the rug and plug the sink.

Not to lose face after having claimed to be an” Expert in Swift lets Relocation.” I very unwillingly started the program with the hope of another lucrative contract to RELOCATE HOUSE SWIFT LETS TO ECO PARK which I am also an EXPERT in partnership with Guru Hungry Coke.

The procedure is simple. We built a special BH all net in and can house 50,000 birds at any one time. The design was copied from Indonesia and the birds were fed with insect raise in the farm. I learned this from Pak Han Seminar in KT. Out of loyalty I brought tons of powder from Pak Han through his Malaysian Agent CK Chan and also made both of them very rich.

We then built sort of a trap with a Dog Kennel and window type entrance. I then used Black Clude which was stolen by my bodyguard. When we turned on the Baymare QE22 speakers at US137.00 each. The birds just jumped in by the thousands, they are then flown by helicopters to my research center at Lambir National Park in Miri.

and flowed by helicopter to MUlu Cave and released to a cave that use Black Clude music and a slow released Lone Potion Hormone to prevent them from flying back to Niah Cave. Due to the huge craven drums of Lone Potions Hormone were needed hence it is always out of stock in Malaysia. The inventor is also a very rich man now.

With this mind altering method and the birds were easily relocated. The populations of swift lets in Niah Cave used to be estimated to be at least 2 millions and are now down to 200,000. At Mulu what s sight to behold for the thousands of tourists who come to see the swift lets entering the cave like a cyclone. (Chinese call it “IT thiaw loong”)

My client are delighted with my work and brought in millions in tourism money but there is a problem, the cave is inhospitable and dangerous and local do not have the necessary skill or the equipments to harvest the nests. Harvesting is now done by thieves from Thailand.

I am proud of my team and does create lots of employments and spin off business for my suppliers and all the free ideas I acquired from the few seminars I attended and now can claim to be consultant.

We received reports that the mind altering methods have affected the behavior of the traumatized birds probably caused by the handling where tens of thousands of birds perished in the ordeal and the thousands of eggs and chicks that were lost resulted from their parents being captured by our team.

As a responsible and highly respected self made scientist I have just submit another multimillion dollar contract to set up a COUNCILLING CENTER for the traumatized birds .

Another center is being set up for my team and suppliers. Many are newly rich as a result of THE SWIFT LETS RELOCATIONS PROGRAM are unable to cope resulting in alcohol and drugs abuse, some is going through expensive devours now that the wife smell money. Few are dying of heart related problem suspected an overdosed of seafood.

Our ongoing research on relocation of House Swift lets from shophouse to Eco Park is progressing well with our newly recruited expert from Sg. Patani. Pak Abong of Sumatra is developing for me new music as I was told that the cave black nest swift lets and white nest house swift lets speak a different language but Black clued is so powerful even the crow came down.

FYI . I have chosen this very auspicious day 1st April (For Me) to commence work on my 20’x62’x2stories standalone BH .The same date have been chosen for many of my successful projects. Wish Me Good Luck. Goodnight and enjoy.

Highly Classified Swiftlets relocation program in Sarawak.



This post has been edited by aerohead: Apr 1 2009, 09:03 PM