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 Nintendo Kopitiam V25, Please be gentle, my first time

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neogeocdz
post Jan 12 2009, 03:35 PM

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QUOTE(Kyoyagami @ Jan 12 2009, 03:31 PM)
his wife is gonna be way too happy being a bisexual.

HARAM HEAT!!! tongue.gif
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U dun even understand what is the meaning of Bisexual la....
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Heat is Dual-Sexual, not Bisexual la... shakehead.gif
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post Jan 12 2009, 03:39 PM

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QUOTE(ashchia @ Jan 12 2009, 03:36 PM)
i though transexual? Bi is mono no meh?
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Yes, at first Tran-sexual.
Than he stick the banana back, so become Dual-Sexual lo laugh.gif (FYI... Dual-Sexual term is created by Professor NeoGeoCDZ, Harfard Univershity)

Bisexual is a guy / girl that can go gay or straight anytime la.... doh.gif
Adui.... Malaysia education system got serious problem la... icon_question.gif
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post Jan 12 2009, 03:42 PM

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QUOTE(ShinAsuka @ Jan 12 2009, 03:40 PM)
male ke, female ke, tranny ke
he pau kah liaw tongue.gif
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Wah, pau-sua-pau-hai....
Very pro leh


Added on January 12, 2009, 3:42 pm
QUOTE(ShinAsuka @ Jan 12 2009, 03:41 PM)
dun wan tongue.gif
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Ya la,
Dun Wan

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post Jan 12 2009, 03:43 PM

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QUOTE(gundamalpha @ Jan 12 2009, 03:42 PM)
ok ok, no more heat's wee wii for now everyone please notworthy.gif

eh heat, care showing us your ass? tongue.gif
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Ya la, Heat, can see bor?
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post Jan 12 2009, 03:45 PM

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QUOTE(evilhomura89 @ Jan 12 2009, 03:43 PM)
gundam...add to 1st page about heat
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About his/her gender status?
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post Jan 12 2009, 03:47 PM

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QUOTE(ashchia @ Jan 12 2009, 03:45 PM)
heat is transexual, officially declare whistling.gif

it is about time now, why little snake haven't post yet eh brows.gif
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Little Snake enjoying massage now.
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:00 PM

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QUOTE(gundamalpha @ Jan 12 2009, 03:58 PM)
Done nod.gif

Please commend
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LOL!!!!!! I want pengsan jor....
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:05 PM

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QUOTE(gundamalpha @ Jan 12 2009, 04:00 PM)
Talk about kyo's Wii Dead Rising, RM160

Talk about hafez's NDS games, RM88 a month

Talk about asch's Xenosaga, RM200+

Talk about heat's potong wee wii, priceless
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LOL.

An arousing sex talk, priceless.
For everything else, there is MasterCard.
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:10 PM

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QUOTE(viledante @ Jan 12 2009, 04:07 PM)
just got back from school,
Yay I skip cross country training rclxm9.gif
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Bad boy.
Cannot skip class.
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:14 PM

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Adui....
That is what happened when Sihum go back to Ocean?
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:15 PM

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QUOTE(gundamalpha @ Jan 12 2009, 04:14 PM)
heat should answer "za"
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WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.....
Yes... that is what eunuch say
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:22 PM

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QUOTE(evilhomura89 @ Jan 12 2009, 04:20 PM)
1位1年級的女老師最近被他的1個學生所困擾。
  老:『你怎麼了?』
  學生回答說:『我太聰明了,1年級對我來說太簡單了。我比我姐姐都聰明,可是她卻在3年級。我覺得我也應該上3年級!』
  老師已經受夠他了。於是她把學生帶到了校長辦公室。她向校長解釋了一下學生的情況。校長建議應該給學生1個測試,如果他答錯了任何1個問題,他就應該待在 1年級裡。老師同意了 學生被叫進了辦公室,老師向他說明了校長的意思,學生也同意了。
  校長:『3乘3等於幾?』
  學生:『9』
  校長:『6乘6等於幾?』
  學生:『36』
  就這樣,校長問了很多3年級的問題,學生都回答正確。
  於是校長對學生的老師說:『我想他可以到3年級上課了。』
  學生的老師說:『讓我問他幾個問題吧。』
  校長和學生都同意了。
  老師:『什麼東西牛有4個而我只有2個?』
  學生:『腿。』
  老師:『什麼東西你褲子裡有而我的褲子裡沒有?』(校長對學生老師問的問題感到很奇怪,她 為什麼要問這些問題,校長想。)
  學生:『口袋。』
  老師:『什麼東西以C開頭,T結尾,上面有很多毛,橢圓型,含有令人陶醉的,乳白色的液體?』
  校長的眼睛睜著大大的,想阻止老師繼續問下去
  學生回答說:? 『椰子(Coconut)。』
  老師:『什麼東西進去的時候是即紅又硬,而出來的時候是軟的、有黏液的?』
  學生:『泡泡糖。』
  老師:『什麼事情男人要站著做,女人坐著做,狗用3條腿做?』
  學生:『尿尿。』
  老師想了一想說:『現在我將問你幾個'你猜我是什麼'的問題,可以嗎?』
  學生:『好的!』
  老師:『你用棍橕在我的裡面,把我頂上,再把我支起來。而我在這之前就變濕了。』
  學生:『帳篷。』
  老師:『手指會進入我。當你煩躁的時候你會玩弄我。最好的男人一直會有我。』
  學生:『結婚戒指。』
  老師:『進入過我的東東有大有小。當我不舒服的時候,我就會滴下水滴。當你吹我的時候,你會感到很舒服。』
  學生:『鼻子。』
  老師:『我有1個堅硬的杆。我的頭可以插入到別的東東? C隨後,那東西就會全身顫抖。』
  學生:『箭。』
  老師:『什麼單詞以F開頭,K結尾,並且有讓人興奮的意思。』(f***??)
  學生:『救火車(Firetruck)。』
  老師的問題終於問完了,校長鬆了一口氣,
  擦了擦額頭上的汗說:『讓學生到5年級吧!剛剛你問的那十道題我都全答錯了。』...
  老師又問:『當我摸摸你的那裡,同時也摸摸我的那裡,然後掰開我的,塞進你的,我是在做什麼?』
  學生:『扣釦子。』
  校長:『讓他到6年級吧...= =||』
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Yer!
Very hamsap leh
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:24 PM

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QUOTE(heatblast @ Jan 12 2009, 04:24 PM)
user posted image
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Not funny geh
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:38 PM

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All go massage snakes after all the sex talk. LOL!
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:45 PM

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QUOTE(gundamalpha @ Jan 12 2009, 04:44 PM)
kung kung is still here? shocking.gif
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No snake to massage mah....


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post Jan 12 2009, 04:57 PM

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QUOTE(aiyish @ Jan 12 2009, 04:53 PM)
kinda...  but i still prefer men...
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Dear Pupils, this is a classic example of Bisexual. (Professor NeoGeo teach sex education)
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post Jan 12 2009, 05:08 PM

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QUOTE(gundamalpha @ Jan 12 2009, 05:05 PM)
December? sweat.gif

TAK NAK WII
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Wii hater! Take this bruce.gif
U better off mega_shok.gif
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post Jan 12 2009, 05:11 PM

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QUOTE(Kyoyagami @ Jan 12 2009, 05:06 PM)
to be honest, those who think that transexual can't please men, are totally wrong.
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Another expert here, call me Professor Neo.

Yep, which idiot think Transexual can't pls men?
Didn't u know a lot of transexual where abused by men in prostitution?
(Serious stuff, my Church works with these abused transexuals, to provide them medical, financial & emotional support)
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post Jan 12 2009, 05:23 PM

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QUOTE(heatblast @ Jan 12 2009, 05:19 PM)
*sambung bird balik*
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Can make up your mind or not? Adui.... doh.gif
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post Jan 12 2009, 05:32 PM

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QUOTE(gundamalpha @ Jan 12 2009, 05:30 PM)
KA-ME-KA-ME-HA!!!!
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Final CRASH!!!!!!!!!!


Added on January 12, 2009, 5:32 pm
QUOTE(aiyish @ Jan 12 2009, 05:26 PM)
desperate for some words..?? no..desperate for....birrdsss....
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Har? I dun think my lobang is that big to handle BirdS leh,
one bird ok.

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