QUOTE(Kyoyagami @ Jan 12 2009, 03:31 PM)
U dun even understand what is the meaning of Bisexual la....Heat is Dual-Sexual, not Bisexual la...
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QUOTE(ashchia @ Jan 12 2009, 03:36 PM) Yes, at first Tran-sexual.Than he stick the banana back, so become Dual-Sexual lo Bisexual is a guy / girl that can go gay or straight anytime la.... Adui.... Malaysia education system got serious problem la... |
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Adui....
That is what happened when Sihum go back to Ocean? |
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QUOTE(evilhomura89 @ Jan 12 2009, 04:20 PM) 1位1年級的女老師最近被他的1個學生所困擾。 Yer!老:『你怎麼了?』 學生回答說:『我太聰明了,1年級對我來說太簡單了。我比我姐姐都聰明,可是她卻在3年級。我覺得我也應該上3年級!』 老師已經受夠他了。於是她把學生帶到了校長辦公室。她向校長解釋了一下學生的情況。校長建議應該給學生1個測試,如果他答錯了任何1個問題,他就應該待在 1年級裡。老師同意了 學生被叫進了辦公室,老師向他說明了校長的意思,學生也同意了。 校長:『3乘3等於幾?』 學生:『9』 校長:『6乘6等於幾?』 學生:『36』 就這樣,校長問了很多3年級的問題,學生都回答正確。 於是校長對學生的老師說:『我想他可以到3年級上課了。』 學生的老師說:『讓我問他幾個問題吧。』 校長和學生都同意了。 老師:『什麼東西牛有4個而我只有2個?』 學生:『腿。』 老師:『什麼東西你褲子裡有而我的褲子裡沒有?』(校長對學生老師問的問題感到很奇怪,她 為什麼要問這些問題,校長想。) 學生:『口袋。』 老師:『什麼東西以C開頭,T結尾,上面有很多毛,橢圓型,含有令人陶醉的,乳白色的液體?』 校長的眼睛睜著大大的,想阻止老師繼續問下去 學生回答說:? 『椰子(Coconut)。』 老師:『什麼東西進去的時候是即紅又硬,而出來的時候是軟的、有黏液的?』 學生:『泡泡糖。』 老師:『什麼事情男人要站著做,女人坐著做,狗用3條腿做?』 學生:『尿尿。』 老師想了一想說:『現在我將問你幾個'你猜我是什麼'的問題,可以嗎?』 學生:『好的!』 老師:『你用棍橕在我的裡面,把我頂上,再把我支起來。而我在這之前就變濕了。』 學生:『帳篷。』 老師:『手指會進入我。當你煩躁的時候你會玩弄我。最好的男人一直會有我。』 學生:『結婚戒指。』 老師:『進入過我的東東有大有小。當我不舒服的時候,我就會滴下水滴。當你吹我的時候,你會感到很舒服。』 學生:『鼻子。』 老師:『我有1個堅硬的杆。我的頭可以插入到別的東東? C隨後,那東西就會全身顫抖。』 學生:『箭。』 老師:『什麼單詞以F開頭,K結尾,並且有讓人興奮的意思。』(f***??) 學生:『救火車(Firetruck)。』 老師的問題終於問完了,校長鬆了一口氣, 擦了擦額頭上的汗說:『讓學生到5年級吧!剛剛你問的那十道題我都全答錯了。』... 老師又問:『當我摸摸你的那裡,同時也摸摸我的那裡,然後掰開我的,塞進你的,我是在做什麼?』 學生:『扣釦子。』 校長:『讓他到6年級吧...= =||』 Very hamsap leh |
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All go massage snakes after all the sex talk. LOL!
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QUOTE(Kyoyagami @ Jan 12 2009, 05:06 PM) Another expert here, call me Professor Neo.Yep, which idiot think Transexual can't pls men? Didn't u know a lot of transexual where abused by men in prostitution? (Serious stuff, my Church works with these abused transexuals, to provide them medical, financial & emotional support) |
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QUOTE(gundamalpha @ Jan 12 2009, 05:30 PM) Final CRASH!!!!!!!!!!Added on January 12, 2009, 5:32 pm QUOTE(aiyish @ Jan 12 2009, 05:26 PM) Har? I dun think my lobang is that big to handle BirdS leh,one bird ok. This post has been edited by neogeocdz: Jan 12 2009, 05:32 PM |
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