Other excuses for not reading the pinned threads for information would probably be:-

1. "I lost my reading glasses, and I missed the part that you pointed out"
2. "I'm Paris Hilton, I lost my personal assistant and now I need to use my jewel-studded iPhone outside AT&T network, so I need to do the unlock myself"
3. "I'm here to get a rise out of the people here, in addition to getting answers to questions which I know already answered"
4. "I'm a baby chick bird, I can only open my mouth, too weak to type or click anything to surf the net for my needs, feed me!"
5. "I'm a girl from my gender tag, and I'll give special treatment to those who came to my rescue......Ohhhh, my knight in shining armor! "

Off the top of my head. There's probably more.

Excuse #5, is probably the most remote of a chance to happen, there are fastidious and savvy female users in this forum, for example , psychopersonified. More often than not, excuse #5 would be noobs too ashamed to be called out as lazy, disguising themselves as females via gender tag, so that they can do or ask whatever they want, in hope that the crowd here be more accomodating towards the fairer sex.

Treating the fairer sex here differently in hope of something more than just casual brush of conversation here = LAME.