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TSliez
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 Oct 15 2008, 07:29 AM, updated 18y ago
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Teacher: Ah Kau, ifyour father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
Mother: David, comehere.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kongtomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.
Father: Why did youfail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
Man: How old is yourfather?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!!
Teacher: Simon, yourcomposition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
Father: Your teachersays she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!
Teacher: Wherewere you born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me ma....
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fir3f0x
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Oct 15 2008, 08:08 AM
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QUOTE(liez @ Oct 15 2008, 07:29 AM) Man: How old is yourfather? Boy: Same as me la. Man: How can that be? Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!! lol  This post has been edited by fir3f0x: Oct 15 2008, 08:10 AM |
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BrotherHoe
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Oct 15 2008, 08:12 AM
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QUOTE Teacher: Wherewere you born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me ma....
this one salute man |
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kuih_tiow
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Oct 15 2008, 08:24 AM
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QUOTE(liez @ Oct 15 2008, 07:29 AM) Teacher: Simon, yourcomposition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!  |
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ashburn98
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Oct 15 2008, 08:42 AM
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+1
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King83
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Oct 15 2008, 08:55 AM
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QUOTE Man: How old is yourfather?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!! LoL |
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Liuism
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Oct 15 2008, 12:18 PM
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QUOTE(kuih_tiow @ Oct 15 2008, 08:24 AM) hahaha...this one quite funny  |
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fookie
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Oct 15 2008, 01:17 PM
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QUOTE(liez @ Oct 15 2008, 07:29 AM) Teacher: Ah Kau, ifyour father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ah Kau: $10. Teacher: You don't know Maths. Ah Kau: You don't know my father la! winrar +1. |
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SUSsharkteef
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Oct 15 2008, 02:30 PM
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i lol-ed !
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Vanquish
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Oct 15 2008, 02:36 PM
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Nice...  |
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Kenneth85
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Oct 15 2008, 04:01 PM
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QUOTE(liez @ Oct 15 2008, 07:29 AM) Mother: David, comehere.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kongtomorrow so I'm scolding you
now. |
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nizam276
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Oct 15 2008, 04:21 PM
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good one TS
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vey99
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Oct 15 2008, 05:49 PM
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too generic.
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wayn3san
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Oct 15 2008, 06:03 PM
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funny found
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dafreak
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Oct 15 2008, 06:22 PM
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imperialrealcs
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Oct 16 2008, 12:56 AM
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QUOTE(vey99 @ Oct 15 2008, 05:49 PM) so how un-generic u want? |
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peinsama
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Oct 16 2008, 03:19 AM
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funny checked!
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FauxHawk
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Oct 16 2008, 10:42 AM
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QUOTE(liez @ Oct 15 2008, 07:29 AM) Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Dear. Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!! Teacher: Simon, yourcomposition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog! Teacher: Wherewere you born? Student: Singapore, Sir. Teacher: Which part? Student: All of me ma.... ahahaha... this few damn funny XD Very long already nvr see funny jokes here in jokes heaven already XD |
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rangeseven
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Oct 19 2008, 01:47 PM
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repost
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arafat
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Oct 19 2008, 04:34 PM
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+0.5
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accutane
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Oct 20 2008, 05:30 PM
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good one.
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lonelyshadoe
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Oct 25 2008, 09:30 AM
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QUOTE(liez @ Oct 15 2008, 07:29 AM) Teacher: Simon, yourcomposition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog! |
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WoeiChyuan99
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Oct 28 2008, 04:19 PM
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New Member
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really funny jokes
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Lexfromhotmail
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Nov 1 2008, 08:03 PM
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Getting Started
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Wow!! Not bad. You made me laugh quite abit.. HAhh..
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FlamingFox
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Nov 3 2008, 05:56 PM
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My funny mood not here today ... only made me smile ... how do you guys do it?
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neo_sabbath
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Nov 3 2008, 07:25 PM
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this joke is the same old jokes that's been going around for a long time. same jokes..different names.
Try looking little johnny jokes.
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MyKy44
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Nov 3 2008, 07:41 PM
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QUOTE(sharkteef @ Oct 15 2008, 02:30 PM)  now this is rare!! |
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