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TSliez
post Oct 15 2008, 07:29 AM, updated 16y ago

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Teacher: Ah Kau, ifyour father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!


Mother: David, comehere.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kongtomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.


Father: Why did youfail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???


Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!


Man: How old is yourfather?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!!


Teacher: Simon, yourcomposition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!


Father: Your teachersays she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!


Teacher: Wherewere you born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me ma....


 

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