一小学老师在和学生解释"乳"字的含义:乳即是小的意思,比如乳鸽、乳猪等,要求小明用乳字造句。
小明:因为现在房价太高了,所以我家只能买得起50平方米的乳房
老师汗,说: 再造一个
小明: 我年纪太小,连一米宽的乳沟都跳不过去
老师大汗,说 : 再造一个
小明:老师我真的想不出来了,我的乳头都快想破了
Best joke of the year, only if you can read chinese
Best joke of the year, only if you can read chinese
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Jul 3 2008, 06:30 PM, updated 18y ago
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一小学老师在和学生解释"乳"字的含义:乳即是小的意思,比如乳鸽、乳猪等,要求小明用乳字造句。
小明:因为现在房价太高了,所以我家只能买得起50平方米的乳房 老师汗,说: 再造一个 小明: 我年纪太小,连一米宽的乳沟都跳不过去 老师大汗,说 : 再造一个 小明:老师我真的想不出来了,我的乳头都快想破了 |
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Aug 1 2008, 03:17 PM
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thanks sib for translating from china to england. well, you tried your best at least. lol
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