一小学老师在和学生解释"乳"字的含义：乳即是小的意思，比如乳鸽、乳猪等，要求小明用乳字造句。

小明：因为现在房价太高了，所以我家只能买得起50平方米的乳房

老师汗,说: 再造一个

小明: 我年纪太小,连一米宽的乳沟都跳不过去

老师大汗,说 : 再造一个

小明：老师我真的想不出来了，我的乳头都快想破了

lololol, nice one.....

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WAHAHAHAHA lulz so funny !!
if only i could understand

This post has been edited by Adell G: Jul 3 2008, 06:35 PM

there might have some funny if there is english version

cox ur china suck

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and ur england sucks even more.

LOL this is funny! Even funnier than what ts wrote! Ur China suck! LOL

This post has been edited by e-fatty: Jul 3 2008, 09:27 PM

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One day, a primary school teacher was explaining the meaning of the word "乳" (rǔ) (breast, milk) : in this case 乳 means little, for example little bird, little pig and so on, the teacher wanted Cannibal to use the word 乳 to make a sentence.

Cannibal : Nowadays the price of property is very high, my family could only manage to own a 50 square meter 乳
(small/little) house..

Teacher sweat.gif : Now try again..

Cannibal : I am still young, I could not even jump over a 乳 (small) 1 meter wide drain@cleaverage..

Teacher sweat.gif sweat.gif : TRY AGAIN !!!

Cannibal : Teacher I really can't think of other sentence anymore, I have cracked my 乳 (small) brain@nipple hard that
it's going to burst soon..

the translations, i dunno to read chinese too

courtesy of Zack_Styler

This post has been edited by Sib: Jul 3 2008, 10:00 PM

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this is more funny..

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count as sex jokes? lolz

good 1

LOLZ..funny...perverted kid!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL damn chat cb funny hahahahahaha...

Too bad for those who cannot read Chinese...

thanks sib for translating from china to england. well, you tried your best at least. lol

ngai ng ming pak oh