QUOTE(madcrow @ May 8 2011, 09:22 PM)
Ten things I've learned from watching Fast Five:
1) The DSS special agent will let you go even if you've killed dozens of innocent bystanders and cost the Brazilian government millions in damages with a heavyweight vault
2) Brazilian police don't have helicopters
3) All it takes to rule Rio is $100 million
4) There are little or no cars or motorcycles on the streets of Rio
5) Keeping all your financial and business data in a chip located in a car is apparently the best way to go
6) The only way to get past security cameras is to drift really fast and everyone practices drifting really fast while getting faster cars to drift faster but then suddenly they decide to just (easily) steal some cop cars
7) A couple of special agents can scare off dozens of machine gun wielding thugs in the slums of Rio but apparently can't do the same when confronted by rich car enthusiast party people
8) Even if a prison bus flips over several times with most of the bus suffering structural damage, everybody survives
9) Black guys love to make jokes
10) Vin Diesel is stronger and faster than The Rock
u forgot the most important thing;1) The DSS special agent will let you go even if you've killed dozens of innocent bystanders and cost the Brazilian government millions in damages with a heavyweight vault
2) Brazilian police don't have helicopters
3) All it takes to rule Rio is $100 million
4) There are little or no cars or motorcycles on the streets of Rio
5) Keeping all your financial and business data in a chip located in a car is apparently the best way to go
6) The only way to get past security cameras is to drift really fast and everyone practices drifting really fast while getting faster cars to drift faster but then suddenly they decide to just (easily) steal some cop cars
7) A couple of special agents can scare off dozens of machine gun wielding thugs in the slums of Rio but apparently can't do the same when confronted by rich car enthusiast party people
8) Even if a prison bus flips over several times with most of the bus suffering structural damage, everybody survives
9) Black guys love to make jokes
10) Vin Diesel is stronger and faster than The Rock
dont use ur brain for logic to enjoy this movie
May 8 2011, 10:22 PM

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