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Movies FAST & FURIOUS: Movies Discussion Thread, 1 - 9 and Spinoffs

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post May 8 2011, 10:22 PM

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QUOTE(madcrow @ May 8 2011, 09:22 PM)
Ten things I've learned from watching Fast Five:

1) The DSS special agent will let you go even if you've killed dozens of innocent bystanders and cost the Brazilian government millions in damages with a heavyweight vault

2) Brazilian police don't have helicopters

3) All it takes to rule Rio is $100 million

4) There are little or no cars or motorcycles on the streets of Rio

5) Keeping all your financial and business data in a chip located in a car is apparently the best way to go

6) The only way to get past security cameras is to drift really fast and everyone practices drifting really fast while getting faster cars to drift faster but then suddenly they decide to just (easily) steal some cop cars

7) A couple of special agents can scare off dozens of machine gun wielding thugs in the slums of Rio but apparently can't do the same when confronted by rich car enthusiast party people

8) Even if a prison bus flips over several times with most of the bus suffering structural damage, everybody survives

9) Black guys love to make jokes

10) Vin Diesel is stronger and faster than The Rock
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u forgot the most important thing;

dont use ur brain for logic to enjoy this movie
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post May 9 2011, 12:31 PM

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QUOTE(madcrow @ May 8 2011, 09:22 PM)
Ten things I've learned from watching Fast Five:

1) The DSS special agent will let you go even if you've killed dozens of innocent bystanders and cost the Brazilian government millions in damages with a heavyweight vault

2) Brazilian police don't have helicopters

3) All it takes to rule Rio is $100 million

4) There are little or no cars or motorcycles on the streets of Rio

5) Keeping all your financial and business data in a chip located in a car is apparently the best way to go

6) The only way to get past security cameras is to drift really fast and everyone practices drifting really fast while getting faster cars to drift faster but then suddenly they decide to just (easily) steal some cop cars

7) A couple of special agents can scare off dozens of machine gun wielding thugs in the slums of Rio but apparently can't do the same when confronted by rich car enthusiast party people

8) Even if a prison bus flips over several times with most of the bus suffering structural damage, everybody survives

9) Black guys love to make jokes

10) Vin Diesel is stronger and faster than The Rock
11) If you're a DSS special agent, you can travel to a foreign country, ram your armoured vehicle into their police station, kill a few of their cops, and still keep your job.

12) If you're a Brazilian rookie cop, you can do all the above in your own country if you're accompanied by a DSS special agent.

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post May 9 2011, 02:36 PM

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QUOTE(n00b13 @ May 9 2011, 12:31 PM)
11) If you're a DSS special agent, you can travel to a foreign country, ram your armoured vehicle into their police station, kill a few of their cops, and still keep your job.

12) If you're a Brazilian rookie cop, you can do all the above in your own country if you're accompanied by a DSS special agent.

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13) If you're a rookie Brazilian cop, you are also permitted to bang the villain.
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post May 9 2011, 02:59 PM

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14)the only way an asian male able to tap that sweet Israeli's ass is when the director is also asian.

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post May 9 2011, 04:18 PM

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QUOTE(fragglerock @ May 9 2011, 02:59 PM)
14)the only way an asian male able to tap that sweet Israeli's ass is when the director is also asian.
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post May 9 2011, 04:24 PM

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QUOTE(fragglerock @ May 9 2011, 02:59 PM)
14)the only way an asian male able to tap that sweet Israeli's ass is when the director is also asian.
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post May 9 2011, 08:42 PM

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this thread is getting more funny and interesting ... thumbup.gif
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post May 9 2011, 08:55 PM

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QUOTE(fragglerock @ May 9 2011, 02:59 PM)
14)the only way an asian male able to tap that sweet Israeli's ass is when the director is also asian.
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nice. lol
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post May 9 2011, 08:58 PM

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15) When you are driving at high speed toward a steep cliff, and there is an exploding vehicle chasing you from behind, you do not make a 90-degree turn and avoid both the cliff and the vehicle. You drive right off the cliff. Won't die wan.

16) If a DSS agent is tracking your car, he won't find you if you take it to an illegal street race. He will only find you if you want him to find you at the illegal street race.

17) Street racing champions are world-famous. So famous, until street racers from anywhere in the world will be willing to pull out their guns on your command: "This is [your home country]!"



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post May 9 2011, 09:11 PM

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QUOTE(JonSpark @ May 8 2011, 08:30 PM)
he assist them in the robbery, but can still sit in his office......

I was expecting him to be like Brian in FNF1, become a wanted fugitive laugh.gif
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i still prefer the Rock to be the DSS instead of joining like Brian~
we can still expect more of cat & mouse chasing game when both of them met up~ brows.gif
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post May 9 2011, 10:55 PM

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hmm can anyone tell me what is the car that Han drive at the end of the movie
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post May 9 2011, 11:12 PM

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QUOTE(JonSpark @ May 8 2011, 08:30 PM)
he assist them in the robbery, but can still sit in his office......

I was expecting him to be like Brian in FNF1, become a wanted fugitive laugh.gif
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Brian still fugitive but only for LAPD after FnF1 because he said to Monica(Eva Mendes) in 2F2F that he quit the cop. If he's a big as$ fugitive, why he's still freely street racing at Miami at early 2F2F?
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i actually enjoyed this movie a lot. There should be more car racing than gun shooting though
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QUOTE(undentifyxd @ May 9 2011, 10:55 PM)
hmm can anyone tell me what is the car that Han drive at the end of the movie
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Lexus LFA.smile.gif
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post May 10 2011, 08:41 AM

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3/10 for me. The movie was a lil bit boring and sh!t. Some of my friends told me that its better than Thor shakehead.gif shakehead.gif
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QUOTE(Cha Seung-Won @ May 10 2011, 12:14 AM)
18) if you died in a car accident in Japan before Lexus LFA was unveiled , u can still buy a Lexus LFA in some foreign country and drive it
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Not really. You can still use old cars and still be dead. tongue.gif
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So I predict that Fast 6 will take place after FnF3. Dom probably in midst of tracking Letty but end up at Tokyo instead. He seeks help for Han knowing that Han wanna go to tokyo but end up getting news that Han is dead. So, instead, he invites Sean in his team to replace Han.
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18. If you are Vin Diesel, hot ladies will fling themselves at you no matter what! (See Gadot and Pataky).

19. You are not allowed to have sex with the first hot lady you meet but it is okay to do so with the second one.

19a. A good way to start a relationship is to have a common area of interest: dead partners.

19b. It only takes $100 million to forget about your dead partners and carry on with life.
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QUOTE(Brian O'Connor @ May 10 2011, 10:52 AM)
So I predict that Fast 6 will take place after FnF3. Dom probably in midst of tracking Letty but end up at Tokyo instead. He seeks help for Han knowing that Han wanna go to tokyo but end up getting news that Han is dead. So, instead, he invites Sean in his team to replace Han.
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I bet $100 million that Han survived and has somehow joined Letty because there's some serious sheet going down with some nefarious corporation that can turn dead people into criminal zombies.

I would totally watch that.
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20 . When you are pregnant u can still perform some stunt.( Mia n brian jumps off the roof top of one building onto the lower roof of an adjacent building) biggrin.gif

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