I really am from the future.

In 2009, the International Council On The Abolishment Of Phony Magical Cures will be established, eliminating things like mystical scalar energy pendants and Special Bottles of Boiled Water.

By the year 2011, Malaysia would get broadband. I mean real broadband, not Streamyx.

In 2012, Anwar takes over. Mahathir continues to criticize every leader.
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output.Rant();
}

In 2013, petrol prices drop 30% to RM7 per litre.

In 2014, KL's 59,382th new highway is built.

In 2015, LYN gets its 10 millionth member. www.imbiplaza.net fights back. LY reduces their rental a month later, crushing Imbi Plaza, which now hosts several karaoke clubs and massage parlours. wkkay gives birth.

In 2016, like many great discoveries, an accident at the Large Hadron Collider results in the creation of time travel.

In 2017, nothing happened. What a boring year.

In 2018 I joined LYN, then travelled back in time to 2008 just to see what things were like in the past. How weird! What is this ... scalar energy... I read so much about? What a miracle cure!