I haven't had a good day at work today. Work's piling up and I am still stuck at the same project from morning till now. Best part is I dont know how to do it. Got to work around it and yadda yadda yadda.
Then this doink from some investment co calls me.

hello ms amy, tis is ms annoying fr lousyInvestment firm. can i take 2 minutes of ur time?
for wat?
would like to meet up with u for abt 15 minutes to talk to u abt our investment plan.do u currently hv any insurance or investment plan?
i dont have money
er ok. i am sure you have some. you know you are at risk without having any plans
i dont have money
what do u mean  u dont have money?
i dont have money
why do you say so? i am sure you have some and you dont want to risk losing them
whats there to risk if i have nothing to lose?

knnccb.tns.wth.wtf.........
stress gila babi sial.......................

ok, u may leave now.