just yesterday i had a bad experience.. freakin bad luck i was sittin next to a fat chinese slob dat brought in TONS of food he bought from mcd.
first the noise from all the plastic crumpling lah, but thats not so bad, neither is smuggling the food in.
what i cant stand was this guy after awhile kept farting non-stop. first it was the almost silent type. like a car deflating. everyone around him acted like didnt notice. then after awhile he was struggling around in his seat and finally accidentally let go a big one. farkin hell, damn smelly too. probly let out a silent killer before that. then a few ppl got pissed, one uncle made a large 'cough' and i told him ' dude, go toilet lar'. the fella not enough malu, say sori sori only.

then after awhile he let out another one and one malay dude at the back shouted 'oi, busuk sial'. haha then he left, dunno if go toilet or coz malu edi. actually dunno whether to angry at him or pity him coz he malu or laugh at him oso. all 3 oso can.

anyways, the usual fare ppl kicking seat is normal lar, i just turn behind and tell those farkers to stop banging my chair. if they keep doing it i just sit up straight and block their view. or just stand up and stretch and block their view a bit see if they berani cari gaduh. stoopid idiots tell them nicely to stop dont wanna listen, mau cari gaduh no problem tgk ada berani tak

yeah.. kesian him a bit i think.. at that time pissed when he was letting out the killer air.
then later laughed coz the bugger left the cinema. now feel kesian a bit.. atleast there wasnt anyone there who knew him i think.
moral of the story, dont eat or drink too much in cinema if ur bladder or stomach cant tahan.