cake or bed?
cake or bed?
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Nov 12 2007, 12:27 PM, updated 17y ago
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2,194 posts Joined: Nov 2006 From: Beach Town |
sorry for the caps, the original is like this, just lazy to retype..hope you all enjoy it.. A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHE AD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS. HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS................................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. J UST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE. HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE? SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.. DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! |
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Nov 12 2007, 12:42 PM
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9,257 posts Joined: Aug 2005 From: Not so sure myself Status: 1+3+3=7 |
/pwned big time
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Nov 12 2007, 01:24 PM
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801 posts Joined: May 2007 From: uk |
kena la tu
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Nov 12 2007, 05:03 PM
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2,256 posts Joined: Sep 2007 |
lolz nice one
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Nov 12 2007, 06:10 PM
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478 posts Joined: May 2007 |
looooool XD nice one
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Nov 12 2007, 11:02 PM
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You can use excel to convert the text to lower case
Use formula like =LOWER(A1) and drag all the way. |
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Nov 13 2007, 12:06 AM
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hahaha~~~
thx for sharing |
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Nov 13 2007, 07:29 PM
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Nov 13 2007, 07:34 PM
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7,173 posts Joined: Jan 2003 From: PCH |
versi melayu ada jugak...
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Dec 24 2019, 11:42 AM
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