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TSrich8833
post Nov 12 2007, 12:27 PM, updated 17y ago

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sorry for the caps, the original is like this, just lazy to retype..hope you all enjoy it..




A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.

FINE,

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHE AD?
I DON'T THINK SO

FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK

I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS.
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS...................................

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED.

J UST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO..
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!

eXPeri3nc3
post Nov 12 2007, 12:42 PM

It's coming! 3ɔu3ıɹǝdxǝ ♥
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laica
post Nov 12 2007, 01:24 PM

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post Nov 12 2007, 05:03 PM

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post Nov 12 2007, 06:10 PM

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looooool XD nice one
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post Nov 12 2007, 11:02 PM

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You can use excel to convert the text to lower case
Use formula like =LOWER(A1) and drag all the way.
tracy7777
post Nov 13 2007, 12:06 AM

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hahaha~~~
thx for sharing
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one.good.guy
post Nov 13 2007, 07:29 PM

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QUOTE(tracy7777 @ Nov 13 2007, 12:06 AM)
hahaha~~~
thx for sharing
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or word -> tools -> change case. settle.

she did not bake a cake because she is no baker. but since she went to bed with ppl, that makes her ...???

sniper69
post Nov 13 2007, 07:34 PM

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versi melayu ada jugak...

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post Dec 24 2019, 11:42 AM

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