I was trying to order food at an atas cafe

Was looking at menu when suddenly I overheard 6 inch

Then look to my side saw 2 landwhale aunties talking, saying " those guys got 6 inch meh? Can bend over n f*** u make u very satisfied meh" Then later on found out they talking bout online dating.

I was like.... hello aunties even if a guy got 6 inch if see u he would shrink to 2" la....

No wonder guys don't wanna get married anymore... imagine if u r married to those landwhales that tak sedar diri

Luckily waiter asked me change place bcoz we order a lot of food n need bigger table.

I wanna take drills but I scared they sue me plus I don't wanna make ppl lose appetite