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 Overheard 2 landwhale talking bout dating, Almost threw up

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TSKnnbuccb
post May 1 2025, 02:24 PM, updated 8 months ago

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I was trying to order food at an atas cafe

Was looking at menu when suddenly I overheard 6 inch

Then look to my side saw 2 landwhale aunties talking, saying " those guys got 6 inch meh? Can bend over n f*** u make u very satisfied meh" Then later on found out they talking bout online dating.

I was like.... hello aunties even if a guy got 6 inch if see u he would shrink to 2" la....

No wonder guys don't wanna get married anymore... imagine if u r married to those landwhales that tak sedar diri

Luckily waiter asked me change place bcoz we order a lot of food n need bigger table.

I wanna take drills but I scared they sue me plus I don't wanna make ppl lose appetite

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post May 1 2025, 02:28 PM

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What day you are having to listen all this? 😂
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If landwhale can provide me millions per year and i no need to work, i got no problem to f those landwhales
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So ts, if both of them are not landwhale, will u open thread?
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post May 1 2025, 02:38 PM

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QUOTE(Knnbuccb @ May 1 2025, 02:24 PM)
I was trying to order food at an atas cafe

Was looking at menu when suddenly I overheard 6 inch

Then look to my side saw 2 landwhale aunties talking, saying " those guys got 6 inch meh? Can bend over n f*** u make u very satisfied meh" Then later on found out they talking bout online dating.

I was like.... hello aunties even if a guy got 6 inch if see u he would shrink to 2" la....

No wonder guys don't wanna get married anymore... imagine if u r married to those landwhales that tak sedar diri

Luckily waiter asked me change place bcoz we order a lot of food n need bigger table.

I wanna take drills but I scared they sue me plus I don't wanna make ppl lose appetite
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I guess even if have 9 inch also, in order to reach thier pantat need to plough through 6 inch of fat

Even Ron Jeremy will be considered 2 inci like that

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post May 1 2025, 02:49 PM

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You ever seen how many guys talk about girls... same la laugh.gif


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post May 1 2025, 02:50 PM

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post May 1 2025, 02:52 PM

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Luckily waiter asked me change place bcoz we order a lot of food n need bigger table.


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post May 1 2025, 03:03 PM

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QUOTE(nicole_4ever @ May 1 2025, 02:34 PM)
So ts, if both of them are not landwhale, will u open thread?
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Won't becsuse they got the right to demand

I only open bcoz ppl tak sedar diri
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post May 1 2025, 03:11 PM

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QUOTE(Knnbuccb @ May 1 2025, 02:24 PM)
I was trying to order food at an atas cafe

Was looking at menu when suddenly I overheard 6 inch

Then look to my side saw 2 landwhale aunties talking, saying " those guys got 6 inch meh? Can bend over n f*** u make u very satisfied meh" Then later on found out they talking bout online dating.

I was like.... hello aunties even if a guy got 6 inch if see u he would shrink to 2" la....

No wonder guys don't wanna get married anymore... imagine if u r married to those landwhales that tak sedar diri

Luckily waiter asked me change place bcoz we order a lot of food n need bigger table.

I wanna take drills but I scared they sue me plus I don't wanna make ppl lose appetite
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i was at a tech event. landwhale wearing revealing dress, come in late.
somemore ask official photographer to take her photo with her own phone in multiple poses and angles.
turns out she was there for free food and hand out her property agent name card

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niamah landwhale dont so many pattern lah
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post May 1 2025, 03:14 PM

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QUOTE(Knnbuccb @ May 1 2025, 02:24 PM)
I was trying to order food at an atas cafe

Was looking at menu when suddenly I overheard 6 inch

Then look to my side saw 2 landwhale aunties talking, saying " those guys got 6 inch meh? Can bend over n f*** u make u very satisfied meh" Then later on found out they talking bout online dating.

I was like.... hello aunties even if a guy got 6 inch if see u he would shrink to 2" la....

No wonder guys don't wanna get married anymore... imagine if u r married to those landwhales that tak sedar diri

Luckily waiter asked me change place bcoz we order a lot of food n need bigger table.

I wanna take drills but I scared they sue me plus I don't wanna make ppl lose appetite
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Tetek besar or not?
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post May 1 2025, 03:16 PM

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post May 1 2025, 03:17 PM

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Personally know of a landwhale minachi (fren of fren), but married to old fatty botak ang moh 8"
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post May 1 2025, 03:25 PM

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this is a normal conversation in my office. of course they all have CFM face and not landwhale.
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post May 1 2025, 03:31 PM

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tldr:
TS terdengar auntie talking about 6 inci
TS balik ukur banyak kali tapi masih 2 inci
TS butthurt, buka tered
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post May 1 2025, 03:34 PM

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Ts butthurt got 2 inches only?

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