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TSKnnbuccb
post May 1 2025, 02:24 PM, updated 8 months ago

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I was trying to order food at an atas cafe

Was looking at menu when suddenly I overheard 6 inch

Then look to my side saw 2 landwhale aunties talking, saying " those guys got 6 inch meh? Can bend over n f*** u make u very satisfied meh" Then later on found out they talking bout online dating.

I was like.... hello aunties even if a guy got 6 inch if see u he would shrink to 2" la....

No wonder guys don't wanna get married anymore... imagine if u r married to those landwhales that tak sedar diri

Luckily waiter asked me change place bcoz we order a lot of food n need bigger table.

I wanna take drills but I scared they sue me plus I don't wanna make ppl lose appetite

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What day you are having to listen all this? 😂
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If landwhale can provide me millions per year and i no need to work, i got no problem to f those landwhales
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So ts, if both of them are not landwhale, will u open thread?
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post May 1 2025, 02:38 PM

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QUOTE(Knnbuccb @ May 1 2025, 02:24 PM)
I was trying to order food at an atas cafe

Was looking at menu when suddenly I overheard 6 inch

Then look to my side saw 2 landwhale aunties talking, saying " those guys got 6 inch meh? Can bend over n f*** u make u very satisfied meh" Then later on found out they talking bout online dating.

I was like.... hello aunties even if a guy got 6 inch if see u he would shrink to 2" la....

No wonder guys don't wanna get married anymore... imagine if u r married to those landwhales that tak sedar diri

Luckily waiter asked me change place bcoz we order a lot of food n need bigger table.

I wanna take drills but I scared they sue me plus I don't wanna make ppl lose appetite
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I guess even if have 9 inch also, in order to reach thier pantat need to plough through 6 inch of fat

Even Ron Jeremy will be considered 2 inci like that

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post May 1 2025, 02:49 PM

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You ever seen how many guys talk about girls... same la laugh.gif


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Luckily waiter asked me change place bcoz we order a lot of food n need bigger table.


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post May 1 2025, 03:03 PM

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QUOTE(nicole_4ever @ May 1 2025, 02:34 PM)
So ts, if both of them are not landwhale, will u open thread?
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Won't becsuse they got the right to demand

I only open bcoz ppl tak sedar diri
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i cant even catch moby dick.
no such thing la.
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post May 1 2025, 03:11 PM

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QUOTE(Knnbuccb @ May 1 2025, 02:24 PM)
I was trying to order food at an atas cafe

Was looking at menu when suddenly I overheard 6 inch

Then look to my side saw 2 landwhale aunties talking, saying " those guys got 6 inch meh? Can bend over n f*** u make u very satisfied meh" Then later on found out they talking bout online dating.

I was like.... hello aunties even if a guy got 6 inch if see u he would shrink to 2" la....

No wonder guys don't wanna get married anymore... imagine if u r married to those landwhales that tak sedar diri

Luckily waiter asked me change place bcoz we order a lot of food n need bigger table.

I wanna take drills but I scared they sue me plus I don't wanna make ppl lose appetite
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i was at a tech event. landwhale wearing revealing dress, come in late.
somemore ask official photographer to take her photo with her own phone in multiple poses and angles.
turns out she was there for free food and hand out her property agent name card

ranting.gif ranting.gif ranting.gif ranting.gif
niamah landwhale dont so many pattern lah
ranting.gif ranting.gif ranting.gif ranting.gif
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QUOTE(Knnbuccb @ May 1 2025, 02:24 PM)
I was trying to order food at an atas cafe

Was looking at menu when suddenly I overheard 6 inch

Then look to my side saw 2 landwhale aunties talking, saying " those guys got 6 inch meh? Can bend over n f*** u make u very satisfied meh" Then later on found out they talking bout online dating.

I was like.... hello aunties even if a guy got 6 inch if see u he would shrink to 2" la....

No wonder guys don't wanna get married anymore... imagine if u r married to those landwhales that tak sedar diri

Luckily waiter asked me change place bcoz we order a lot of food n need bigger table.

I wanna take drills but I scared they sue me plus I don't wanna make ppl lose appetite
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Tetek besar or not?
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post May 1 2025, 03:16 PM

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Personally know of a landwhale minachi (fren of fren), but married to old fatty botak ang moh 8"
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this is a normal conversation in my office. of course they all have CFM face and not landwhale.
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post May 1 2025, 03:31 PM

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tldr:
TS terdengar auntie talking about 6 inci
TS balik ukur banyak kali tapi masih 2 inci
TS butthurt, buka tered
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Ts butthurt got 2 inches only?
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QUOTE(Knnbuccb @ May 1 2025, 03:24 PM)
I was trying to order food at an atas cafe

Was looking at menu when suddenly I overheard 6 inch

Then look to my side saw 2 landwhale aunties talking, saying " those guys got 6 inch meh? Can bend over n f*** u make u very satisfied meh" Then later on found out they talking bout online dating.

I was like.... hello aunties even if a guy got 6 inch if see u he would shrink to 2" la....

No wonder guys don't wanna get married anymore... imagine if u r married to those landwhales that tak sedar diri

Luckily waiter asked me change place bcoz we order a lot of food n need bigger table.

I wanna take drills but I scared they sue me plus I don't wanna make ppl lose appetite
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East asian mois mostly all low B cups to A cups on average. If got C cups and above mostly they already on landwhale category or silicone/modified.

Expecting their male counterparts to have 6 inch…
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post May 1 2025, 03:46 PM

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QUOTE(diffyhelman2 @ May 1 2025, 02:52 PM)
Why is it always the old and fat ones that only have horny sex drive
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Because they are dry as no one giving them. Those hot one very easy to eat hot sausage, so sex drive is fulfilled
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QUOTE(Knnbuccb @ May 1 2025, 02:24 PM)
I was trying to order food at an atas cafe

Was looking at menu when suddenly I overheard 6 inch

Then look to my side saw 2 landwhale aunties talking, saying " those guys got 6 inch meh? Can bend over n f*** u make u very satisfied meh" Then later on found out they talking bout online dating.

I was like.... hello aunties even if a guy got 6 inch if see u he would shrink to 2" la....

No wonder guys don't wanna get married anymore... imagine if u r married to those landwhales that tak sedar diri

Luckily waiter asked me change place bcoz we order a lot of food n need bigger table.

I wanna take drills but I scared they sue me plus I don't wanna make ppl lose appetite
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You can intro to 1 person here got potatolala something like that
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post May 1 2025, 04:15 PM

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If the kak Ros with millions to share to you for a night

Would u mind??



Xixipee licker don't butthurt rage lipot lah lol

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QUOTE(ry8128 @ May 1 2025, 02:29 PM)
If landwhale can provide me millions per year and i no need to work, i got no problem to f those landwhales
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Just roll them on bedak to find the wet spot...


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post May 1 2025, 05:56 PM

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QUOTE(loserguy @ May 1 2025, 03:31 PM)
tldr:
TS terdengar auntie talking about 6 inci
TS balik ukur banyak kali tapi masih 2 inci
TS butthurt, buka tered
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Partially right

Me look to see if I will be butthurt

Ayam notice is 5.8 inci....

Then me tekan masuk the ruler into my fat, then Then ayam 6inci liao
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QUOTE(pgsiemkia @ May 1 2025, 04:19 PM)
Just roll them on bedak to find the wet spot...
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Then he would need lots of bedak, hi sales rep for Johnson and Johnson
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QUOTE(ry8128 @ May 1 2025, 02:29 PM)
If landwhale can provide me millions per year and i no need to work, i got no problem to f those landwhales
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QUOTE(Slowpokeking @ May 1 2025, 02:32 PM)
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Somehow 2 quotes above actually can work together.
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they are those scammer like most.
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post May 1 2025, 06:27 PM

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TS was meant to hear that....they want you!
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QUOTE(kenny B @ May 1 2025, 03:11 PM)
i was at a tech event. landwhale wearing revealing dress, come in late.
somemore ask official photographer to take her photo with her own phone in multiple poses and angles.
turns out she was there for free food and hand out her property agent name card

ranting.gif  ranting.gif  ranting.gif  ranting.gif
niamah landwhale dont so many pattern lah
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Landwhale and free food berpisah tiada lol.gif
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gambar tarak pun nak bukak tered... mmg knnccb
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post May 1 2025, 06:39 PM

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2 landwhale order 6 inch

1 kepoh eat landwhale size food
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those landwhale purposely talk loudly to make ts hear them because they know ts 2" and will get angry
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post May 1 2025, 06:55 PM

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TS actually very the jelly landwhales talk about getting 6 inchers.

Coz he wished it was him getting the 6 inchers instead lol.gif
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Landwhale got perasaan also ,dont discriminate them.
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Maybe they were commenting on their Subway half footlong sammich tak sampai 6" leh...
Bersangka baik...
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got demand one, some ppl heavy taste
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It's reasonable....landwhales need plus size didi for better reach
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QUOTE(ry8128 @ May 1 2025, 02:29 PM)
If landwhale can provide me millions per year and i no need to work, i got no problem to f those landwhales
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i can do it for half a million..
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QUOTE(Knnbuccb @ May 1 2025, 02:24 PM)
I was trying to order food at an atas cafe

Was looking at menu when suddenly I overheard 6 inch

Then look to my side saw 2 landwhale aunties talking, saying " those guys got 6 inch meh? Can bend over n f*** u make u very satisfied meh" Then later on found out they talking bout online dating.

I was like.... hello aunties even if a guy got 6 inch if see u he would shrink to 2" la....

No wonder guys don't wanna get married anymore... imagine if u r married to those landwhales that tak sedar diri

Luckily waiter asked me change place bcoz we order a lot of food n need bigger table.

I wanna take drills but I scared they sue me plus I don't wanna make ppl lose appetite
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aunty many sexperience and longgar jor. **** 4-5 inci tak layan lah. laugh.gif

 

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