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 Malaysian Racist Jokes (not religion), For mamak sharing, share here

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yyonglim
post Aug 6 2010, 12:36 PM

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QUOTE(RS42 @ Aug 3 2010, 05:01 PM)
one night, 3 thieves broke into a house. Upon entering, they broke up and went searching around the house for valuables. unfortunately, the owner heard their footsteps and came down to check, he saw the 3 thieves and gave them a chase. The 3 thieves ran until they reached an alley and so thought it would be a good place to hide. the 1st thief found a sack of 'pedigree' dog food and so he hid inside the sack of dog food, the 2nd thief found a sack of 'whiskers' cat food and so he hid inside the sack of cat food, the 3rd thief was searching frantically for somewhere to hide when he spotted a sack of pork meat so without much hesitation, he hid inside.

when the owner finally reached the alley, he noticed some movement in those sacks. slowly, he came closer to the sack of pedigree and gave it a slight nudge. "Woff Woff!!" imitated the thief. so the owner thought it was just a hungry dog, then he came closer to the sack of whiskers and gave it a slight nudge. "Miao ~ !!" imitated the thief. so the man thought it was just a hungry cat. lastly, he went to the sack of pork meat and gave it a slight nudge. "Woi !! Jangan kacau la !!"
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This one does'nt make any sense. Dog eats Pedigree, Cat eat Whiskers, that's fine. But what eats pork?

If you are trying to saying malays = pigs, this doesnt compute because Malays dont eat pork?!? FAIL, DUCY?

 

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