Din read thru the whole thread so if slowpoke then just deal with it!

This is a very very old joke, in the beginning of time, all man are created black, one day 3 frens was talking, a mat salleh, a chinese and an indian. They decide to complaint to god about being black and want god to do something about it. Suddenly A big bucket of water appeared in front of them and gods voice thundered from the clouds.

After bathing in this water you'll be white, just as the voice finish the mat salleh push off both the chinese and Indian and jump into the bucket, as usual mat salleh bathing style they soak inside for so long and he became white color, then he got off but due to the concentrated color that came out the water is yellowish, the chinese pushed the indian off and proceed to bath, chinese style of bathing he use a small bucket and began splashing water all over his body, he was so rough and by time he finished off the chinese became yellowish but the big bucket full of water are now left only half an inch of water.

Now the indians turn,