A Chinese and Indian escape from jail. They are running in the woods and then noticed a Malay guy was following them who had escaped from jail too and they just let him follow. They hear the police dogs barking and hear them getting closer so they all quickly jump up on one tree each. The dogs start barking up the tree the Chinese guy is on and he says "Meow", and the policemen think the dogs are just barking at a cat. The dogs then start barking up the tree the Indian guy is on and the Indian says "Hoo hoo, hoo hoo", the policemen think the dogs are just barking at an Owl. The dogs then start barking up the tree the Malay guy is on and the Malay says "Moooooooo", they are all caught and must now face the firing squad for trying to escape. The Chinese guy is up 1st. The squad leader says "Ready your weapons, aim....", the Chinese guy quickly shouts "TORNADO! TORNADO!" while pointing behind the firing squad. The firing squad quickly turns around looking for the Tornado, while their backs are turned the Chinese guy quickly jumps over the wall behind him and escapes. The Indian guy is next. The squad leader says "Ready your weapons, aim....", the Indian guy quickly shouts "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!" while pointing behind the firing squad. The firing squad quickly turns around looking for the Tsunami, while their backs are turned the Indian guy quickly jumps over the wall behind him and escapes. Lastly is the Malay guy. The squad leader says "Ready your weapons, aim....", the Malay guy quickly shouts "FIRE! FIRE!".


This post has been edited by chen_836: May 28 2009, 11:29 PM

A UMNO member was jogging in a park and saw a guy with puppies and said "They're so cute, what are they?" the guy replied "They are UMNO puppies". The UMNO member was amazed. He ran to the nearest UMNO office and told all his fellow UMNO members about those puppies. The next day a group of UMNO members came running to the park looking for the guy with the puppies. They finally found him and the UMNO member asked him to explain to his fellow UMNO members what puppies they were, "They are DAP puppies" he explained. The UMNO member was confused and asked "I thought you said they were UMNO puppies?", "No, yesterday they were asleep but today they are awake and actually have their eyes open".