An elderly is sitting on the bench in a park, and not long after, a Chinese Ah Beng comes by and sat himself next to the old man.

The old man gave the Ah Beng a good look. His hair was dyed in all different colors. Lime green, orange, purple, red and blonde. The old man was obviously amused.

Realising that, the Ah Beng turned around and gave the man a gaze and said "What is it, old fag? Never done something this crazy in your life before, eh?".

To which the old man replies... "Yup, once, I had sex with a parrot."

"And now I'm just wondering if you're my son."