A Malay guy was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive Chinese girl neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. 
As the Malay guy was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. 
Puzzled by her actions the Malay guy asked her, 'Is something wrong?' 
To which the Chinese girl replied, 'There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL !'

A Malay, Indian and a Chinese guy go to a party. The cops come to raid the party, so the three guys jump into potato sacks.
The cops come to the potatoe sack with the Indian guy, they kick it and he says "woof" so, they say, oh it's just a dog.
They go to the one with the Malay guy in it, they kick it and he says "meow" they say, oh it's just a cat.
They go to the Chinese guy and kick it he says "potato"

This Malay guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous Chinese girl sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside. The Chinese girl says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?" The Malay guy says, "Yea, he licks pu*sy." So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment. They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The Malay guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all. the Chinese girl says, "Well? what's up?" The frog still does not move. So the Malay guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"