Nov 7 2007, 05:10 PM
One day, Muthu asked his wife,
Muthu: Do i look like a foreigner?
His wife replied NO.
Muthu`s wife : No, why did you asked?
Muhtu replied : when i was in London, they said i am a foreigner.
Kinda Lame..
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Superman, Spider man, Ultraman , Smart Malay and Stupid Malay chasing for a ball. Guess who got it?
Why are indian so fast?
An American, a Jew and an Indian are all 3 sentenced to death. The judge tells them: "I am a good guy, so I will allow you to choose the way you want to die...". The American says: "Hang me, just like in the Old West"; they hang him, he dies... Then the Jew said: "I want you to put me in an oven, kill me like Hitler killed my ancestors!"; they cook him, he dies... The Indian comes laughing and the judge reminds him: "there is nothing funny about death you know..."...the Indian apologizes and says he wants to be infected with the most dangerous form of HIV/AIDS...they inject it and the Indian bursts out laughing: "HA! HA! I am not going to die...! I was wearing a condom!!"
What do you call a white man surrounded by twenty five indians?
You call him bartender!
Two balls?
Who is the Sikhs' favourite pop musician?
What is the study of Sikhs called?
Bhai-ology.
What is the study of young Sikhs?
Microbhailogy.
What heart surgery procedure did Mr. Singh undergo?
A bhaipass.
What do you call a young Bhai?
A Singh-let!
What is the official mode of transport for Bhais?
Bhaicycles!
What do you call a Bhai who celebrates Mother's Day?
Amarjit Singh!
What do you call a Bhai on a tightrope?
Balan Singh!
What do you call a Bhai with only one testicle?
Balwant Singh!
What do you call a Bhai pharmacist?
Dispen Singh!
What do you call a Bhai who likes Chinese herbs?
Gin Singh!
What do you call a unique Bhai?
Justwan Singh!
What do you call an alcoholic Bhai?
Jagbir Singh!
What do you call a Bhai in a swimming pool?
Kuldip Singh!
What do you call a Sikh swimming UNDERWATER in the pool?
Kuldip Singh Gill.
What do you call a Bhai who's coming only tomorrow?
Mahjit Singh!
What do you call a Bhai who lives between Singapore and Kuantan?
Mer Singh!
What do you call a Bhai who's lost?
Mis Singh!
What do you call a Bhai who keeps turning round in circles?
Pu Singh (pusing)
What do you call an idle Bhai?
Relac Singh!
What do you call a Bhai who comes to visit you every three days?
Sarjit Singh!
What do you call a Bhai in shock?
Surpri Singh!
What do you call a Bhai doctor?
Tantock Singh!
What was the Six Million Dollar Bhai also called?
The Bhai-onic man!
What do you call a Bhai wife-abuser?
Rotten to the Kaur!
What was Mrs. Singh called when she joined a Cantonese criminal gang?
Dai Kaur!
What was Mrs. Singh called when she posed for Playboy?
Bohcheng Kaur!
What was Mrs. Singh called when she acted in a porno movie?
Hard Kaur!
What do you call a Bhai who drinks only beer?
Jasbir Singh.
What about the Sikh who likes tao hway chwee?
Yeo Heap Singh.
What do you call a Sikh driving a flashy red BMW who cuts into your lane?
*** Lei Ah Singh.
What do you call a Sikh who wants to make a U-turn? (contributed by anonymous)
Kebelakangpu Singh
What is a Bhai's favorite Christmas Carol? (contributed by R. Gomes)
Hark The Herald Angels Singh!
What do you call a Sikh who doesn't bathe but always goes to the disco? (contributed by R. Gomes)
A Dirty DanSingh
Did you hear about the Sikh ambulance?
Its siren goes Babu, Babu, Babu...
Why do Sikhs make good shopkeepers? (contributed by Edwin)
Because when you enter their shop to buy something, you are the buyer; which makes them the buyee.
Why are there so many Sikh money changers in Singapore? (contributed by Edwin)
Because they like to deal in Sing dollars.
What do you call a Sikh who is drunk? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Yum Singh
What do you call a Sikh who is a gangster? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Sum Singh
What do you call a Sikh who is noisy? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Bisingh (bising is Malay for 'noisy')
What do you call a Sikh who killed Indira Gandhi? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Assassingh
What were Indira Gandhi's farewell words? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Bhai, bhai
What do you call a Sikh who swims underwater in a swimming pool? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Kuldip Singh Gill
What do you call a Sikh parking attendant? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Pakir Singh
What do you call a Sikh who is friendly to Americans? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Pal Singh
What do you call a Sikh who works very hard? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Choor Singh
What do you call a Sikh who is blind? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Buta Singh
What do you call a two-wheeled vehicle for Sikhs? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
A bhai-cycle
What do you call a Sikh who uses insecticide? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Bhai-gon.
What do you call a Sikh who is recovering from surgery? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Convales Singh
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Stupid Malay
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Because Superman, Spider man, Ultraman and Smart Malay dosent exist.
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Muthu`s theory , he cut a leg of a cockroach and yell at it to move, it move. He cuts another, and yells at it it still move. He remove all the legs and yell at it but it dose not move. WHY???
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The slow ones are in jail.
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An American, a Jew and an Indian are all 3 sentenced to death. The judge tells them: "I am a good guy, so I will allow you to choose the way you want to die...". The American says: "Hang me, just like in the Old West"; they hang him, he dies... Then the Jew said: "I want you to put me in an oven, kill me like Hitler killed my ancestors!"; they cook him, he dies... The Indian comes laughing and the judge reminds him: "there is nothing funny about death you know..."...the Indian apologizes and says he wants to be infected with the most dangerous form of HIV/AIDS...they inject it and the Indian bursts out laughing: "HA! HA! I am not going to die...! I was wearing a condom!!"
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What do you call a white man surrounded by twenty five indians?
You call him bartender!
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How do you keep Indians out of your neighborhood?
Keep a liquor store between your house and the reservation.
Keep a liquor store between your house and the reservation.
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How do you keep an indian out of your back yard?
Move the trash cans to the front.
Move the trash cans to the front.
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What you call a singh with one ball?
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Balan Singh (balancing)
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Singh with three balls?
Ama Singh (AMAZING) » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «
Who is the Sikhs' favourite pop musician?
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Barry Manilow, because he wrote the hits "I Write The Songs That Make The Whole World Singh" <<NICE SONG 
What is the study of Sikhs called?
Bhai-ology.
What is the study of young Sikhs?
Microbhailogy.
What heart surgery procedure did Mr. Singh undergo?
A bhaipass.
What do you call a young Bhai?
A Singh-let!
What is the official mode of transport for Bhais?
Bhaicycles!
What do you call a Bhai who celebrates Mother's Day?
Amarjit Singh!
What do you call a Bhai on a tightrope?
Balan Singh!
What do you call a Bhai with only one testicle?
Balwant Singh!
What do you call a Bhai pharmacist?
Dispen Singh!
What do you call a Bhai who likes Chinese herbs?
Gin Singh!
What do you call a unique Bhai?
Justwan Singh!
What do you call an alcoholic Bhai?
Jagbir Singh!
What do you call a Bhai in a swimming pool?
Kuldip Singh!
What do you call a Sikh swimming UNDERWATER in the pool?
Kuldip Singh Gill.
What do you call a Bhai who's coming only tomorrow?
Mahjit Singh!
What do you call a Bhai who lives between Singapore and Kuantan?
Mer Singh!
What do you call a Bhai who's lost?
Mis Singh!
What do you call a Bhai who keeps turning round in circles?
Pu Singh (pusing)
What do you call an idle Bhai?
Relac Singh!
What do you call a Bhai who comes to visit you every three days?
Sarjit Singh!
What do you call a Bhai in shock?
Surpri Singh!
What do you call a Bhai doctor?
Tantock Singh!
What was the Six Million Dollar Bhai also called?
The Bhai-onic man!
What do you call a Bhai wife-abuser?
Rotten to the Kaur!
What was Mrs. Singh called when she joined a Cantonese criminal gang?
Dai Kaur!
What was Mrs. Singh called when she posed for Playboy?
Bohcheng Kaur!
What was Mrs. Singh called when she acted in a porno movie?
Hard Kaur!
What do you call a Bhai who drinks only beer?
Jasbir Singh.
What about the Sikh who likes tao hway chwee?
Yeo Heap Singh.
What do you call a Sikh driving a flashy red BMW who cuts into your lane?
*** Lei Ah Singh.
What do you call a Sikh who wants to make a U-turn? (contributed by anonymous)
Kebelakangpu Singh
What is a Bhai's favorite Christmas Carol? (contributed by R. Gomes)
Hark The Herald Angels Singh!
What do you call a Sikh who doesn't bathe but always goes to the disco? (contributed by R. Gomes)
A Dirty DanSingh
Did you hear about the Sikh ambulance?
Its siren goes Babu, Babu, Babu...
Why do Sikhs make good shopkeepers? (contributed by Edwin)
Because when you enter their shop to buy something, you are the buyer; which makes them the buyee.
Why are there so many Sikh money changers in Singapore? (contributed by Edwin)
Because they like to deal in Sing dollars.
What do you call a Sikh who is drunk? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Yum Singh
What do you call a Sikh who is a gangster? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Sum Singh
What do you call a Sikh who is noisy? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Bisingh (bising is Malay for 'noisy')
What do you call a Sikh who killed Indira Gandhi? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Assassingh
What were Indira Gandhi's farewell words? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Bhai, bhai
What do you call a Sikh who swims underwater in a swimming pool? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Kuldip Singh Gill
What do you call a Sikh parking attendant? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Pakir Singh
What do you call a Sikh who is friendly to Americans? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Pal Singh
What do you call a Sikh who works very hard? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Choor Singh
What do you call a Sikh who is blind? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Buta Singh
What do you call a two-wheeled vehicle for Sikhs? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
A bhai-cycle
What do you call a Sikh who uses insecticide? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Bhai-gon.
What do you call a Sikh who is recovering from surgery? (contributed by Gerald Soo)
Convales Singh
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What you call a Girl Singh who likes PORNOs??
HArd KAUR
Added on November 7, 2007, 5:16 pmSorry bout the poor posting. Cause first timer-post with spoilers.. Here are some others..
Dr M, paid a visit to the White House. After finishing formal discussions with Clinton, Dr M checks with Bill to find out if there is a way to sell the Kancil in the USA. After going through the brochure Bill said: "You know, I think this Kuncheel is too small for us Americans" Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Clinton offered: "Ok, take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and he's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North America". Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and returns to Malaysia. The next day he decides to call the number suggested by Bill. The phone rang for awhile, after which a lady on the other end answered: "TOYS R US". Can I help you?"
Just to give you the hang of it...
How many Irish does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One stands on top the table holding the bulb,
the other four rotates the table.
How many Chinese does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One screws in the bulb, the other one gives you
the bill.
How many Indians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fifty. And they'll form a union after that.
How many Malays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Malays are not supposed to screw anything other
than their wives.
How many TNB workers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten. One screws in the light bulb, nine others claim overtime.
How many MIC members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They can't reach the bulb. Somebody threw all the chairs
and tables.
How many Sarong Party Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Sarong Party Girls don't screw anything that's yellow.
This post has been edited by JiaWei123: Nov 7 2007, 05:16 PM
HArd KAUR
Added on November 7, 2007, 5:16 pmSorry bout the poor posting. Cause first timer-post with spoilers.. Here are some others..
Dr M, paid a visit to the White House. After finishing formal discussions with Clinton, Dr M checks with Bill to find out if there is a way to sell the Kancil in the USA. After going through the brochure Bill said: "You know, I think this Kuncheel is too small for us Americans" Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Clinton offered: "Ok, take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and he's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North America". Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and returns to Malaysia. The next day he decides to call the number suggested by Bill. The phone rang for awhile, after which a lady on the other end answered: "TOYS R US". Can I help you?"
Just to give you the hang of it...
How many Irish does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One stands on top the table holding the bulb,
the other four rotates the table.
How many Chinese does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One screws in the bulb, the other one gives you
the bill.
How many Indians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fifty. And they'll form a union after that.
How many Malays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Malays are not supposed to screw anything other
than their wives.
How many TNB workers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten. One screws in the light bulb, nine others claim overtime.
How many MIC members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They can't reach the bulb. Somebody threw all the chairs
and tables.
How many Sarong Party Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Sarong Party Girls don't screw anything that's yellow.
This post has been edited by JiaWei123: Nov 7 2007, 05:16 PM
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