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 Malaysian Racist Jokes (not religion), For mamak sharing, share here

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Hamster X
post Nov 1 2007, 03:14 PM

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QUOTE(jcpook @ Oct 30 2007, 07:59 PM)
Chinese  "practice" for Simple Living :
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malays "practice" to Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Tiny Wheels *coughkancilcough*
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wives
1 - One-Storey Link House
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Fixed the Malay section.
Hamster X
post Nov 3 2007, 12:12 PM

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I heard this from some kid, I laughed at it the first time I heard it. Might be old cause I've heard some variations.

So there were these 3 men who are going back from a private meeting. They were working for a large company and were on a helicopter returning from Penang. All of a sudden, over the sea, the helicopter started waving back and forth dangerously. The pilot announced they needed to throw out some weight because of the weather. One guy, a Frenchmen, threw out bottles of wine he brought with him, saying he could get more where he came from. A Chinese guy from China threw out his shoes, phone, iPod, and all his valuables, saying he could get more where he came from. A Malay guy from Malaysia(duh) threw out the Chinese guy, saying he could get a lot more where he came from.

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