THE GENIE

A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He rubbed on it and a magical genie Singh with a turban appeared and said "I grant you two wishes, Macha.." The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want to be rich like a Chinaman! Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was smartly dressed, hair jelled and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand. As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes, he noticed his own reflection. Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much fairer in complexion. The shocked Indian angrily summoned the genie and complained " Are you deaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a Chinaman, not become a Chinaman!" I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat, lie and con their way to become rich..." The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one more wish "What do you want then, Muthu?" To which Muthu quickly replied " I just want to be rich and I don't want to work!" Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...

Why cant the indians win the world cup?

Every time they get a corner,they set up a mamak stall.

^ , that's a good one...

well, TS, it's brilliant you came up which such this idea, i'll give my support man, the way i see it, i don't think it'll hurt our feeling, it's a joke about our country

A Korean guy ask God
"God when will Korea wins the World cup"
God said
"50 years"
The Korean Guy cried because he wont live to see his country team wins
A Singaporean guy ask God
"God when will Singapore wins the world cup"
God said
"100 years"
The Singaporean guy cried because he and his son wont live to see his country team wins.
A Malaysian guy ask God
"God when will Malaysia wins the world cup"
God cried instead.