Finally coming out from cave after several Chelsea defeats.
I swear I woke up middle of the night to go toilet and I just checked my phone and saw Man City leading 1 - 0 at the 80+mins and thinking they had it.

Now that Real Madrid staged another brilliant comeback AGAIN, makes me feel slightly better to come out from my cave.

I would prefer RM to win it, at least we can say we lost to this year's UCL Champions.

Or suddenly we end up with people we didn't expect like the rumours we have Perisic in the bag.

Hamstring.
Hopefully we can nego with them a lower fee because of his current condition which is unusable for pre-season/opening season.

Really testing out our patiences with all the slow signing news.

Chelsea.....still monitoring.
Damn, Spurs diam diam bought Bissouma for below 30m.

Now we have no choice but to buy Rice if we want a DM for this season.

Yup, Barca managed to raise $$$, unfortunately for us.
Else we might also "try" to lure Lewandowski to play upfront for 1-2 years while we search for the next striker or polish a maybe-rough-diamond Broja.

If Barca try to do stupid thing like buy buy buy, imagine they took Christensen, bought Alonso and Azpi cheaply and even bought Kounde. Wtf man.

I am so tired of reading Chelsea transfer news lately because nothing materialize. Yeah, new owner might need some time to analyse and approve sales but at this rate, we will run out of options to buy.

At one point I was reading that we were interested in David Luiz hair-lookalike Cucurella as replacement for Alonso, and now Man City is ready to snap him up.

As for DM, Tchoumeni and Bissouma have been snapped up, we only left with Rice and West Ham knows it. We might be competing with Man Utd for Rice too.

Doesn't help with the whole Lukayu saga as well. By the time we are finally done with him, will we be too late to look for a striker (which was the missing piece for TT)
Well, right now, we have a lot of missing pieces.

And PSG is interested in buying Škriniar.
Hopefully we can work out some negotiation magic, get rid of Lukayu and get Bastoni/Škriniar + cash

Scared later we okay with Sevilla's initial demanded fee for Kounde and then Sevilla being the ahole they are, increase it again for Barca to potong Q.

Yes, if between these two, Sterling will be less risky.
Worry that Dembele might be another baby or season pass holder to the treatment table

Why the rush?
Goodbye Legend.

Staff leaving faster than we can sign a player or get rid of deadwoods.

Me too. I definitely prefer one that is more used to the EPL.
De Ligt and.....Koulibaly? T. Silva definitely won't be playing every game. Another old but gold defender like T.Silva?

He wanna play chicken but without much leverage. I don't mind it at all if he stays in Barca (treatment table)

This post has been edited by Lahaha: Jun 28 2022, 02:55 PM

Agent Deco and Agent T.Silva will try to convince him. Barca won't buy him if Dembele U-turn and decide to renew, so the ball is really not in Raphinha's court. I prefer Raphinha over Dembele. Hope this will be our first signing.

I wonder if Lazio or Juve wants Jorginho and can we use him to trade for Savic / De Ligt.

Read T.Silva is trying to convince Neymar to come to Chelsea for a season (loan), lol.


Lukaku's case is really his weak mentality. Maybe they all thought he matured but he is just a sweating buckets child version of Khaby Lame.

New likely potential signings - Raphinha (RW), Sterling (LW)
Then we have maybe signings Koulibaly, De Ligt (CB). Savic (AM)
And if we can get Lewandowski (ST), cun.....6 new signings. Bonus, Nasi (lemak) as DM.

Ziyech is leaving. Sarri maybe interested in RLC, Jorgi. Definitely someone might want to pick up Werner/Pulisic.

Bayern Munich have rejected FC Barcelona's third bid for Lewandowski. The offer was €40m + €5m in variables.

We got any chance or not?

Fuuuuu, Spurs confirmed and signed Richarlison (here we go, by FabRomano).
Richarlison, Perisic and Bissouma. Lukaku's Daddy, Conte, full swing.

Meanwhile we are playing 4D chess with Barcelona. We will see who they wants to prioritize, Raphinha or Dembele? Or try to suffocate themselves by taking both.


Ps. Lukaku's Daddy, Mr Conte, please come and pick up your cry baby the following season after he returns from his Italian summer camp.
I wonder for the sake to recouping our losses and disposing this sweating bucket snake, will we sell him to a direct opposition team.

This post has been edited by Lahaha: Jun 30 2022, 04:35 PM

Thought everything will speed up after the getting rid of Lukaka. Still the same.

If Raphinha still want to wait, Chelsea should drop the offer and ask Dembele one more time before we also give up on him. We don't want fools who keep looking at a direction different from ours.
And then Leeds also don't accept Barcelona's offer. Raphinha to stay another season in Leeds. Dembele no choice but to stay at Barca at lower wages. Suck on that, haha.

Where are our transfer announcements????

This post has been edited by Lahaha: Jul 1 2022, 03:38 PM

Waiting for new signings be like.........still waiting.
And preseason is starting/started.

Crucial part, not a single defender signed yet ffs

Agreed with club but not yet agree with player (Raphinha) but he doesn't give a shit to us. But I don't blame him, he has agreed terms with Barca since March and I don't really like him anymore for wasting our time.
Agreed with player but not yet agree with club (Kounde) but now we don't give a shit to him because he was maybe the club's signing (instead of Tuchel's signing)

In talks and getting closer, De Ligt, Sterling

Monitoring, Ake, Savic, Dembele (lil time wasting crap)

Rumoured links, Neymar, Ronaldo, de Jong

Apa lagi?


Man, I don't mind if we get Ronaldo for a stop gap striker but it is gonna be close to impossible, LOL. Heard Neymar too is very interested to play alongside CR7 (his dream since he has already played with the likes of Messi and Mbappe). At least CR7 holds high self esteem to perform (maybe not so for Neymar). He probably won't do that to Man Utd. So probably to Bundesliga he goes (since he hasn't play in that league before).

Anyways, the theme of this window is "what Tuchel wants."

Come on guys, now Man Utd is about to leave the transfer-less station and laughing at us who are still stuck at the station.

This post has been edited by Lahaha: Jul 4 2022, 01:16 PM

And the joke continues another day.

Buy all the damn players they want this year. Hope they go bust next year because unable to maintain the crazy wage structure/load.

Not to find excuses but
- Raphinha has been talking and agreeing personal terms with Barcelona since March
- Haaland always already had Papa Haaland links with City (and all those mad agent & papa fees)
- Dembele is an opportunist, else he would have already look elsewhere and signed with us. He just wants to stay and try to muscle out something from Barcelona
- De Ligt, we still haven't met Juventus's terms. Also it seems that only German media is talking about him preferring Bayern where as English and Italian medias are talking about him wanting to go challenge himself in EPL and level up under Tuchel (like Rudiger)
- Perisic has the Inter/Conte r/ship
- Richarlison hijack.....well we won't win every hijack (lol not everyday is a Willian days)
- Jesus, don't want, don't care.
- Kounde......lol, i don't know what is going on. Are we trying to play chicken with Sevilla and see who chicken out first? Anyways, I would prefer someone taller/stronger like Koulibaly/Bastoni/Skriniar. But Tuchel wants a ball playing CB.

6 transfers this window.....hahahaha. Those Amuricans know how to negotiate in transfer windows or not? Else you choose the players and ask Marina to come help just this windows to bring in the players they (Boehly/Tuchel) want.
Nothing else to talk about. At least I hope without the spotlight distraction on the new transfer at the moment, I hope Tuchel really assess all the academy players and see who can be brought to the first team or bench.

Who do you guys think are guaranteed joiners into the first team? Gallagher I think will certainly join. Read that Tuchel is unsure about Broja, while other teams are looking to sign him permanently. Wonder our Amurican owners who likes to trade players, will tempt West Ham with Broja for Rice.