for her co-workers, so she stops by a local bakery on the way to work and there is a huge line. She waits a while, gets up to the front, and tells the man behind the counter "I'd like a dozen bagels please".

"I'm sorry, but we're out of bagels."

The woman says never mind then and proceeds to leave the store. On the way back to her car though she thinks "wait, it's a bakery, they'll make more."

So she gets back in the long line and waits and waits, and when she finally gets back up to the front she says "I'd like a dozen bagels please."

The man recognizes the lady and says, a little more irritated than before, "I'm sorry lady, we're out of bagels."

The woman walks away in a bit more of a huff, gets back to her car and actually starts it before deciding that she didn't like that guy's attitude, and if they don't have bagels by the time she gets up to the front of the line again she's going to complain to the manager.

So she walks back, waits in the line, and as soon as she gets back up to the front the guy behind the counter looks at her and says "Look, let me see if I can put this in terms you can understand. Can you spell 'cat', as in 'catastrophic'?

The woman is a little puzzled and says "uh, yeah, C-A-T".

"Good, now can you spell 'dog' as in 'dogmatic'?"

"Yes, D-O-G".

"Great, now can you spell 'fuck' as in 'bagels'?"

Confused, the woman replies "There's no 'fuck' in 'bagles'"

"THAT'S RIGHT!! THERE'S NO FUCKIN' BAGELS!!"

Kelakar lah, setan!

ok, haha

nice one

gotta admit this kind of joke kinda works!haha