That is the saddest knife I've seen in a long time.

At least use lah bigger kitchen knife lah. This one stab anak kucing also tak mati...

This Menj thing is like a trainwreck in progress, it's somewhat horrifying but you can't avert your eyes as the whole thing crashes into a raging dumpster fire

Menj is like lamtin.

Both really mental and die die oso must come back time and again to reiterate how right they are instead of getting a real job

Bila menj go jail eat kokmeatsandwich?

I have a feeling that halal or not he's gonna take it up 2 holes whether he likes it or not