Selamat pagi
I nak mintak local Malaysian Kopitiam dad's joke

go find sammich lah at joke heaven

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwb 'no kicap

no /ktard layan him, he also ciao liao
is he deaded? or bora bora Empire23

NO SAMBAL?!

What has legs and cannot be eaten by a Chinese man?

A Chair

>watermark "i made this m-meme do not steal"

hello, my name is fendi, but you can call me, anytime.

Lol!!!! Why only by chinese? General people cannot?

Lecist guy. Halo pulis

Means china man can eat anything.

Muslim no pork, hindu no beef, Jews no shellfish but the only thing with legs that chinaman no eat is a chair.

Because ppl say chinese would eat everything that will move and has legs

Bat and pangolin pun makan, so u imagine la

Going to Chow Kit, i saw an indian hooker who said vanakam, i replied i dont wanna cum, i wanna eat.

I love hor fun, cause i like lots of whore and lots of fun.

#iregretnothing

This post has been edited by JK90: May 29 2020, 08:57 AM

You need to stop smoking whatever you ate smoking because youre acting so high

why cannot eat chairs

😂😂 reminded me on tv showing eating horse’s brain served raw and makan like sashimi......

But that’s korean show.

Asked for joke you did, you're welcome

There are many foods around to eat, but these peoples want to eat endangered species, maciam sudah takde food
So memang quite celaka

Ayam cainis but i hate people like this man

Rare, exquisite taste, enhance manhood performance, demand for special/EXTRA ordinary. Haha

Machiam2 la. I internal organ also no makan, apa lagi mau try those exotic animals

Gf : why you so awkward in front of my parents?

Me : its normal to be awkward in front of ex.

Gf : shit. You were dating my mom?

Me : no.