todei my off day. so todei i layan /k, catching up on animes, play game abit... suddenly theres a knock at my house door. open it, i saw one chinese uncle standing in front of my house. he spoke to me in chinese, i replied 'sorry, can you speak in english, i couldnt understand chinese'

he then say 'ah, english ah' and some other chinese words. so thinking that he couldnt speak english, i ask him 'kalau english tak boleh, malay boleh cakap?'... he replied 'ok malay'

the next part shocked me. he couldnt even string a broken malay sentence, let alone a proper one.

unker:- 'bawah ah... bocor'
me:- 'apa yang bocor. gas? air? unker mau saya tolong apa?' (here i tot he was asking me to help him on something)
unker:- 'bukan... *pause* um... air bocor'
me:- 'air bocor? unker punya paip pecah?' (me thinking why call me, call plumber la )
unker:- 'bukan. atas *pointing at ceiling* bocor'
me:- (confused, just now say bawah bocor, now atas bocor... )

seeing that im confused, he whipped out his phone, and show me some photo. turns out the water from my toilet is leaking into his unit

so i ask him whether i can look at it (the unit) myself.

me:- 'boleh saya tengok kah?'
unker:- 'tengok?'
me:- 'tengok itu leaking'
unker :- 'tengok itu leaking?'
me:- 'saya mau tengok (pointing at my eyes) itu bocor'
unker:- 'ahh... okok'

we went to his house, i inspect the leaking, and took some picture. while looking around, i ask him
me:- 'unker, u orang malaysia?'
unker:- ya orang malaysia
me:- sudah lama tinggal kl?
unker :- 'tinggal kl?'
me:- gave up trying to speak to unker

this makes me think.. how this unker, cant speak english, barely even understand malay, can live in malaysia for so long? in my line of work, i sometimes meet rural ppl who cant to speak english, or malay, but can at least speak either one of the language. but this is the 1st time i meet someone who struggles with both language

srsly, how this unker survive in malaysia for so long, in the heart of KL sumore? and why he struggles with BM and english? he never went to school?

or hes a PRC?
As a proof that i am not simply opening a racial baiting thread, this is the water leaking photo

This post has been edited by kurangak: Jan 15 2020, 12:30 PM

if he can survive and live in the same building with you. maybe you should self reflect why you can know so much but still live with this kind of sampah??

Prepare to be shoot by chauvinist

u cainis oso?

nope. not chinese. tho ive been mistaken as chinese alot of time, coz the area im currently living is a chinese area.

dun understand

long long time ago, was on a bus returning from hattyai
immegresen stopped the bus. immegressen went around checking passports, stopped on one auntie.
abang immegresen "ah soh, dah makan belum?"
auntie "blank stare"
abang immegresen "ah soh, dah makan belum?"
auntie "blank stare"
abang immegresen "you org malaysia?"
auntie "blank stare"
abang immegresen losing patience "passport?"
auntie hands out passport
then only the companion beside the auntie explained that she don't understand BM

I can see why pasuno so angry

haha, i've encountered similar incidents as well. some chinese auntie talk to me in chinese as tho as i can understand them... while i'm a dark skinned indian. when replied in english or malay they just look confused.

Unker no education ma last time

how they survive?!

dun tell me they never deal with JPJ, or JPN before?

tak faham

Last time not all afford to go to school

but he looks like, 50+ only oh... dun tell me he only live among chinese, never mingles with other race?

My wife kazen, married to sarawak cainis fuchow guy, his mom, although a pure sarawakian, also cant speak a single sentence of malay.

probably org kg belajar sjkc or tak berpelajaran at all but moved to KL to live with his kids lor

unker 20k celeri, #bersangkabaiktaxcontributor

Own neighbour also tak kenal ka. Charsiew neigber

but how come cant even speak at least malay? he only interact with chinese his whole life, never mingles with other races?

This post has been edited by kurangak: Jan 15 2020, 01:22 PM