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post Jan 8 2020, 03:50 PM

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QUOTE(galkelly @ Jan 8 2020, 02:49 PM)
Can Donnie Yen fight in real life ?
Probably not.
Mike Tyson is the youngest boxing champion in history. Fact.
Say no mo fam.
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Donnie Yen can definitely fight an average fighter. Pro fighter maybe not.
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post Jan 8 2020, 04:13 PM

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QUOTE(hvk13 @ Jan 8 2020, 02:39 PM)
Its a movie. Not a documentary. Doesnt have to be 100% realistic
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That's not the issue.

The problem with this type of shitshow is it's grounded to reality, and it wants to be taken seriously.
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Usually they employ some type of heavy drama (sick / preggo wife, young kids, elderly, poor citizen etc)
some sort of conflict (triads, foreign nation army / war brewing etc)
which would lead to dire consequences should our Hero fails (everyone will be killed yada yada must not lose to bad guy)

I've said this before and went apeshit ranting it here, and I'll do it again.

Ip Man series is awful, why?
Because while it's going for realism and drama, it's also filled with so much unrealistic animay bullshit.
It wants to be taken seriously but at the same time the characters are doing impossible stunts nonchalantly.

It's like watching Pierce Brosnan's Bond series, they're so fucking awful.
You could tie up one of his arm and blindfold one of his eyes, and he'd still pull off 2kool4skool animay bullshit, nonchalantly.

It's like watching a generic shonen animay weebtrash. Filled with cringey, self-indulgent moments.



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post Jan 8 2020, 04:17 PM

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jangan lar.. bagi kung fu supporkers syiok can or not... inb4 dim mak practiioner can kill with 1 touch kekekeke
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post Jan 8 2020, 04:21 PM

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QUOTE(GibeDeMuny @ Jan 8 2020, 04:13 PM)
That's not the issue.

The problem with this type of shitshow is it's grounded to reality, and it wants to be taken seriously.
» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «


Usually they employ some type of heavy drama (sick / preggo wife, young kids, elderly, poor citizen etc)
some sort of conflict (triads, foreign nation army / war brewing etc)
which would lead to dire consequences should our Hero fails (everyone will be killed yada yada must not lose to bad guy)

I've said this before and went apeshit ranting it here, and I'll do it again.

Ip Man series is awful, why?
Because while it's going for realism and drama, it's also filled with so much unrealistic animay bullshit.
It wants to be taken seriously but at the same time the characters are doing impossible stunts nonchalantly.

It's like watching Pierce Brosnan's Bond series, they're so fucking awful.
You could tie up one of his arm and blindfold one of his eyes, and he'd still pull off 2kool4skool animay bullshit, nonchalantly.

It's like watching a generic shonen animay weebtrash. Filled with cringey, self-indulgent moments.
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I've found the underlying issue.
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post Jan 8 2020, 04:21 PM

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movie and real life cannot differentiate.. bodo
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post Jan 8 2020, 04:22 PM

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Body shape and training lar. Mike tyson is heavy weight champion even retired, his body train to tahan punch from powerhouse Americaland.

U baca Hajime no ippo on Takamura VS Hawk punya match, Kadogawa got explain why Takamura struggle on early match with hawk. Asian tak biasa tahan this kind of punch.

Even Donnie Yen also admit he also cannot win against the MMA fighter for the ip man2 also

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post Jan 8 2020, 04:23 PM

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Since it's a Donnie Yen topic, I'll mention this again.

His best modern film (movies made in recent years, NOT set in recent era) is Wuxia / Dragon (2011).

S.P.L and Flashpoint are awful, why? Again, self-indulgent animay bullshit.
The fighting scenes in those two movies were choreographed just for the sake of looking cool. It's sef-aware and pretentious.

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Wuxia / Dragon on the other hand is a masterpiece.
Great cinematography, good choreography, good storytelling, good acting, good setting etc. It's a damn good movie.

It's a wuxia film, so it's a fantasy film, so you kinda divert your expectations for realism a bit, bikos there's going to be some wirefu and flashy kungfu showcase in it, right?
So you're expecting bullshitry from it...
But the end result is actually glorious.

It's very drama-heavy, conflict is severe, consequences are harsh.
Acting is great, you actually feel for the family.

Donnie Yen's acting here is superb too.
He's not sporting his usual egotestical cool hero look, or his nonchalant sifu face in Ip Man.

You could see the guilt, conviction in his character in WuXia, you could see the fear in his eyes when he faces his father, even when he's furious and retaliated you could still see vulnerability in him.

WuXia is supposed to be a wirefu fantasy film, yet it's more grounded to reality and has more weight and impact than fucking Ip Man.

Ip Man series sucks ass. Movie bodo.
More bodo is the ktards who keep bukkake tered asking HURR DURR DID IP MAN REALLY GO TO USA ETC MUH IP MAN HURR
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post Jan 8 2020, 04:25 PM

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QUOTE(thxxht @ Jan 8 2020, 02:30 PM)
movie magic, tyson's punch could crush donny yen's guard easily, and that liver blow + short uppercut would have killed donny yen right there on the spot if it were real.
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Adik.

Boxing ada weight class la
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post Jan 8 2020, 04:26 PM

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QUOTE(WayCock @ Jan 8 2020, 03:00 PM)
mike is real deal
like most chinese kungfu.. all for show only
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post Jan 8 2020, 04:29 PM

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QUOTE(GibeDeMuny @ Jan 8 2020, 04:13 PM)
That's not the issue.

The problem with this type of shitshow is it's grounded to reality, and it wants to be taken seriously.
» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «


Usually they employ some type of heavy drama (sick / preggo wife, young kids, elderly, poor citizen etc)
some sort of conflict (triads, foreign nation army / war brewing etc)
which would lead to dire consequences should our Hero fails (everyone will be killed yada yada must not lose to bad guy)

I've said this before and went apeshit ranting it here, and I'll do it again.

Ip Man series is awful, why?
Because while it's going for realism and drama, it's also filled with so much unrealistic animay bullshit.
It wants to be taken seriously but at the same time the characters are doing impossible stunts nonchalantly.

It's like watching Pierce Brosnan's Bond series, they're so fucking awful.
You could tie up one of his arm and blindfold one of his eyes, and he'd still pull off 2kool4skool animay bullshit, nonchalantly.

It's like watching a generic shonen animay weebtrash. Filled with cringey, self-indulgent moments.
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You must be crying when you watch taken, john wick ?

Ang mo praising this movie, while you asians trying to suck their dick telling people this movie is not real?


You go challenge donnie yen la.


Mike tyson? Well, he agreed to join the movie, who are you again?

Inbe4 mike will pick someone his size to fight in the ring.
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post Jan 8 2020, 04:30 PM

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donnie yen did break mike's finger during the filming..but mike told the crew to continue filming ...
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post Jan 8 2020, 04:30 PM

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QUOTE(eksk @ Jan 8 2020, 04:17 PM)
jangan lar.. bagi kung fu supporkers syiok can or not... inb4 dim mak practiioner can kill with 1 touch kekekeke
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Wuxia got 1 touch skill oso

but the movie feels so good and very believable, unlike fucking Ip Man

MY GOD I HATE FUCKING IP MAN COULD YOU NORMIES STOP HYPEING NORMIE SHITE
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post Jan 8 2020, 04:33 PM

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QUOTE(hvk13 @ Jan 8 2020, 02:39 PM)
Its a movie. Not a documentary. Doesnt have to be 100% realistic
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Are you telling me Spiderman is not real!?
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post Jan 8 2020, 04:34 PM

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QUOTE(ohman @ Jan 8 2020, 04:29 PM)
You must be crying when you watch taken, john wick ?

Ang mo praising this movie, while you asians trying to suck their dick telling people this movie is not real?
You go challenge donnie yen la.
Mike tyson? Well, he agreed to join the movie, who are you again?

Inbe4 mike will pick someone his size to fight in the ring.
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who're you barking at, dog? at no point i even mentioned IRL fighting, comparing Yen to Tyson IRL

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yes John Wick series is trash, they're nothing but memes for fortnite kiddies (probably enjoyed linustechtips and like the mandalorian too)

JOHN WICK 1 is good though, the sequels they went for the Fast & Furious braindead popcorn route

I've mentioned it before, the sequels feel like they should belong in Millarverse

https://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopi...post&p=92701443

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post Jan 8 2020, 04:35 PM

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QUOTE(Gyazo @ Jan 8 2020, 02:31 PM)
This type of movie is very dangerous to our sociecty.
Later some people learn win chung, and straight try to fighting with boxer, end up jaw broken or brain damage.

In reality, even ip man hand cannot work as shield, the mike tyson punch is too strong, can even break his hand.

Mike tyson single punch produce 1,600 joules of energy.

"So what is it like getting hit by 1,600 joules of Tyson? It'd feel like..."

"Getting hit with a 221lb anvil dropped from 5ft.
Or having Simon Cowell crash into you on a Vespa at nine miles per hour.
It'd feel just like a dorm refrigerator filled with three 12-packs of ice cold beer falling out of a second-story window.
Imagine current Tour de France champion Vincenzo Nibali slamming into you on his bike at 15 mph."

https://www.thrillist.com/culture/how-hard-...and-equivalents
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perfect example.


referring to 2nd fight (1st fight is no brainer.. MMA sure win 100%) The 2nd fight even the boxer using 1 hand can gautim the wing chun kung fu master

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post Jan 8 2020, 04:42 PM

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QUOTE(Liamness @ Jan 8 2020, 04:35 PM)


perfect example.


boxer using 1 hand can gautim the wing chun kung fu master
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this fellow know nuts about wing chun thats why he lost

the moment u start backing up .. u r dead coz wing chun can't protect u the moment u go backwards

also, a famous wing chun master said before, if u've trained wing chun properly, your every hit will carry a lot of power, it should send your opponent to sleep. if u hit ur opponent a couple of times (5 times or so) and the opponent still stands .. u run .. no need fight anymore.

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post Jan 8 2020, 04:45 PM

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QUOTE(ohman @ Jan 8 2020, 04:26 PM)
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no need go tongsan
tongsan already here

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post Jan 8 2020, 04:49 PM

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Kung foo BRO.

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post Jan 8 2020, 04:54 PM

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QUOTE(Liamness @ Jan 8 2020, 04:35 PM)


perfect example.


referring to 2nd fight (1st fight is no brainer.. MMA sure win 100%) The 2nd fight even the boxer using 1 hand can gautim the wing chun kung fu master
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these guy not weng chun master la , real weng chun will keep close body so the opposite cannot has space to extend the hand or leg to hit him
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But IP Man can do Hundred Punches move...

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