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That's not the issue.

The problem with this type of shitshow is it's grounded to reality, and it wants to be taken seriously.


Usually they employ some type of heavy drama (sick / preggo wife, young kids, elderly, poor citizen etc)
some sort of conflict (triads, foreign nation army / war brewing etc)
which would lead to dire consequences should our Hero fails (everyone will be killed yada yada must not lose to bad guy)

I've said this before and went apeshit ranting it here, and I'll do it again.

Ip Man series is awful, why?
Because while it's going for realism and drama, it's also filled with so much unrealistic animay bullshit.
It wants to be taken seriously but at the same time the characters are doing impossible stunts nonchalantly.

It's like watching Pierce Brosnan's Bond series, they're so fucking awful.
You could tie up one of his arm and blindfold one of his eyes, and he'd still pull off 2kool4skool animay bullshit, nonchalantly.

It's like watching a generic shonen animay weebtrash. Filled with cringey, self-indulgent moments.

Since it's a Donnie Yen topic, I'll mention this again.

His best modern film (movies made in recent years, NOT set in recent era) is Wuxia / Dragon (2011).

S.P.L and Flashpoint are awful, why? Again, self-indulgent animay bullshit.
The fighting scenes in those two movies were choreographed just for the sake of looking cool. It's sef-aware and pretentious.



Wuxia / Dragon on the other hand is a masterpiece.
Great cinematography, good choreography, good storytelling, good acting, good setting etc. It's a damn good movie.

It's a wuxia film, so it's a fantasy film, so you kinda divert your expectations for realism a bit, bikos there's going to be some wirefu and flashy kungfu showcase in it, right?
So you're expecting bullshitry from it...
But the end result is actually glorious.

It's very drama-heavy, conflict is severe, consequences are harsh.
Acting is great, you actually feel for the family.

Donnie Yen's acting here is superb too.
He's not sporting his usual egotestical cool hero look, or his nonchalant sifu face in Ip Man.

You could see the guilt, conviction in his character in WuXia, you could see the fear in his eyes when he faces his father, even when he's furious and retaliated you could still see vulnerability in him.

WuXia is supposed to be a wirefu fantasy film, yet it's more grounded to reality and has more weight and impact than fucking Ip Man.

Ip Man series sucks ass. Movie bodo.
More bodo is the ktards who keep bukkake tered asking HURR DURR DID IP MAN REALLY GO TO USA ETC MUH IP MAN HURR

Wuxia got 1 touch skill oso

but the movie feels so good and very believable, unlike fucking Ip Man

MY GOD I HATE FUCKING IP MAN COULD YOU NORMIES STOP HYPEING NORMIE SHITE

who're you barking at, dog? at no point i even mentioned IRL fighting, comparing Yen to Tyson IRL

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yes John Wick series is trash, they're nothing but memes for fortnite kiddies (probably enjoyed linustechtips and like the mandalorian too)

JOHN WICK 1 is good though, the sequels they went for the Fast & Furious braindead popcorn route

I've mentioned it before, the sequels feel like they should belong in Millarverse

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realism isn't the main issue here

it's the level of pretentiousness

too much of a bullshit and yet it still wants to be taken seriously = pretentiousness overload

I ask you this, what's makes the new Charlie's Angel a bad movie compared to the 2000 version, which everybody liked?
What made the 2000 Angels so much better?

those pipul are fucking normies

fucking

normies

2 words

pengkid face

2000 Angels doesn't want to be taken seriously

New Angels kinda does
so all the forced SJW agenda, forced comedy and forced quips becomes more prominent

so the end result is this cringey, self-aware, self-indulgent, pretentious mess

you can't enjoy the movie on its own, but rather you kinda take in the reeks the producer/writer/director etc creator is emanating, their ego is pronounced and projected into the film and you can smell it