Holy fuck the pacing like sitting in f1 car
Scenes only have 1-2 dialogue then swipes to something else like watching training montages

The whole plot hinges on easy conveniences
Buried in quicksand and found dagger
Random villain starship left untouched by jawas and scavenger
Random death star ruin that stay intact by waves perfectly matches the dagger

Han apparently had longer hair here compared to when he died

Edit
Laughed when kylo died because I did not expect that scene
I thought he like "mati katak"


This post has been edited by balambgarden: Dec 26 2019, 01:51 PM

The "lightspeed hopping" at the beginning pretty much hints at how the rest of the movie is gonna be.

i liked TLJ better. at least we've got the illusion that kylo ren will be the ultimate big baddie after he killed snoke

to bring back palpatine is pathetic.

Its decent.

But i hate disney baming of the movie. Pointless really. The force awaken title is okay. The last Jedi is a scam as we all know there will always be new jedi. The rise of skywalker is bad as Rey is a Palpatine lineage, unless they refering to rise of Ben Solo as he has Skywalker blood, but in this movie he is just a supportng character/not main like Rey and he suddenly died at the end.

"to bring back palpatine is pathetic."


..STUPID BODO..

Rey PALPATINE?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahhHHahaHa!!!!




"who are u?"

REY

"Rey who?"

(silent because of bodo)
...Rey Skywalker


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

BODOH!!

This post has been edited by orga_laut: Dec 26 2019, 02:47 PM

Lord's granddaughter. Habis cerita.

Actually, you have to ask George Lucas for that. He did it in ROTJ when Vader throw him down, he was still shooting lightning. Even in ROTS, when Mace Windu was fighting, blocking and pantul his force lightning, he did not stop until it disfigured him.

Palpatine is too confident of the Dark side. So that is why whenever he uses lightning, he won't stop because he thought he is Ip Man. There's another explanation is if he stops, the Jedi who is attacking him can easily strike him down with their lightsaber. The lightning acts like a shield to him.

Most cibai answer ever ahahaha.. I rather her say palpatine.. they should just let her be kenobi's granddaughter.. must better story telling..

Or you know, she could just say,

"Makcik bodo, nama aku Rey je la, macam Chewbacca also 1 name only, why you kepoh my name here in the middle of desert?"

weird thing is that 2 times pipul ask her that in tis muvi
its like the writer really2 wants to jam tis shit on the audience
who fukken cares.. last2 steal other family name

at least han solo got his name from stupid imperial officer
tis one steals

Whelp, that's disney for you. Now kids will know that people without family name are evil people.

I kinda glad Star Wars is over now. Please let the main story die and make newer better side stories. The Mandalorian is a good start.

how desperate can they be?



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