Sep 6 2019, 01:15 AM
QUOTE(vhs1 @ Feb 27 2019, 12:34 AM)
A bit dirty but still...
Every year Simon entered the state lottery hoping to win. He never did. Finally he prayed vigorously, hoping for God's message, he walked around the fair.
A flash of lightning struck as he was passing Suzie's stall. She was bending & he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see 7 written on both of her bums .
He bet on 77 as he thought God had given him a clue. He lost again..
*The winning number was 707.*
ððĪŠð
*Moral of the story :* _Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life_ ð
Sick sickEvery year Simon entered the state lottery hoping to win. He never did. Finally he prayed vigorously, hoping for God's message, he walked around the fair.
A flash of lightning struck as he was passing Suzie's stall. She was bending & he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see 7 written on both of her bums .
He bet on 77 as he thought God had given him a clue. He lost again..
*The winning number was 707.*
ððĪŠð
*Moral of the story :* _Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life_ ð
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