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TSvhs1
post Feb 27 2019, 12:34 AM, updated 6y ago

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A bit dirty but still...

Every year Simon entered the state lottery hoping to win. He never did. Finally he prayed vigorously, hoping for God's message, he walked around the fair.

A flash of lightning struck as he was passing Suzie's stall. She was bending & he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see 7 written on both of her bums .

He bet on 77 as he thought God had given him a clue. He lost again..

*The winning number was 707.*
😜ðŸĪŠðŸ˜


*Moral of the story :* _Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life_ 😁

This post has been edited by vhs1: Feb 27 2019, 02:27 PM
irsyadfy
post Feb 27 2019, 12:41 AM

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post Mar 21 2019, 11:44 AM

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Good one. It's been a long time since I laugh in this thread


SUSTheOnly1
post Sep 6 2019, 01:15 AM

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QUOTE(vhs1 @ Feb 27 2019, 12:34 AM)
A bit dirty but still...

Every year Simon entered the state lottery hoping to win. He never did. Finally he prayed vigorously, hoping for God's message, he walked around the fair.

A flash of lightning struck as he was passing Suzie's stall. She was bending & he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see 7 written on both of her bums .

He bet on 77 as he thought God had given him a clue. He lost again..

*The winning number was 707.*
😜ðŸĪŠðŸ˜
*Moral of the story :* _Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life_  😁
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Sick sick

 

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