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Please don't ignore your @55holes!
TSvhs1
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Feb 27 2019, 12:34 AM, updated 6y ago
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A bit dirty but still...
Every year Simon entered the state lottery hoping to win. He never did. Finally he prayed vigorously, hoping for God's message, he walked around the fair.
A flash of lightning struck as he was passing Suzie's stall. She was bending & he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see 7 written on both of her bums .
He bet on 77 as he thought God had given him a clue. He lost again..
*The winning number was 707.* ððĪŠð
*Moral of the story :* _Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life_ ð
This post has been edited by vhs1: Feb 27 2019, 02:27 PM
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irsyadfy
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Feb 27 2019, 12:41 AM
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Getting Started
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+1
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SUSTheOnly1
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Sep 6 2019, 01:15 AM
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Getting Started
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QUOTE(vhs1 @ Feb 27 2019, 12:34 AM) A bit dirty but still... Every year Simon entered the state lottery hoping to win. He never did. Finally he prayed vigorously, hoping for God's message, he walked around the fair. A flash of lightning struck as he was passing Suzie's stall. She was bending & he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see 7 written on both of her bums . He bet on 77 as he thought God had given him a clue. He lost again.. *The winning number was 707.* ððĪŠð *Moral of the story :* _Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life_ ð Sick sick
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