Good morning, folks.

A stunning lady lawyer joins a law firm with three old partners who are avid golfers. On her first week at the office she gets invited to play with them.

"7.30 at the Club this saturday?" one says.

"Sure, but I may be 30 minutes late." she replies.

Saturday morning comes and she shows up right on time with her clubs, played an immaculate game and took all three partners to the cleaners.

"We must have a rematch " one old fart exclaims.

"Sure, why not.? 7.30 Saturday again.? But i may be 30 mins late " she laughs.

All agree.

Saturday comes and she shows up right on time again, but with left handed clubs in her bag. The three men thought she may have taken a wrong set.

Neverthess, she produces another scintillating display of golf, taking them to the cleaners a second time, leaving the men totally amazed.

At the Club one guy asks her." Sweetie, how did you manage what you just did. We are in total disbelief. "

She laughs, " well, I'm ambidextrous. I play right or left handed equally well."

Another guy interjects " so how do you decide which side to play.? "

"Easy, " she replies. " every time i wake up i lift my blanket and look at my hubby's dick. If it's hanging to the right, i play right handed. If it hangs to the left, i play left handed"

The third guy shoots her a question " What if it's standing straight? "

She winks at him and says " Thats when I'll be 30 minutes late.! "😘😘😘

Ok
I laughed

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TQ. Lol

lollll

that was a good one. LOL

Ahaha even if I don't know shit about golf.

haha i lap also