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🐣DIVORCE vs. MURDER

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription... " 😝😜😂😆😆😆😆

This post has been edited by vhs1: Dec 21 2019, 12:04 AM

Haha!!

But he will still lose his license and get thrown into jail.

Funny but sad for both of them..

On the bright side,

Two of them can side track get together for many happy endings too.

Haha....

ok, i laffed

Enjoy time in jail

Keep em coming! 👍

My pleasure mate!