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TSvhs1
post Oct 9 2018, 05:41 PM, updated 8y ago

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This is one of the best suspense jokes !
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A father put his 3-year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying,
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say 'good-bye Grandpa'... ?"

The little girl said, "I don't know Daddy, it just seemed like the things to say."

The next day the grandfather died and the father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the father heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into a frenzied shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.

He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight, he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life!"

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning *MY BOSS* died in the middle of a meeting!"
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This post has been edited by vhs1: Oct 9 2018, 07:38 PM
riezzien
post Oct 10 2018, 06:54 AM

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post Oct 10 2018, 08:13 AM

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the one who didn't get it must be lacking in logical thinking or sense of humor.

great joke TS, thanks for sharing.


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post Oct 10 2018, 08:20 AM

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QUOTE(lowya @ Oct 10 2018, 08:13 AM)
the one who didn't get it must be lacking in logical thinking or sense of humor.

great joke TS, thanks for sharing.
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or a 100% certified virgin laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

yes, nice joke TS
TSvhs1
post Oct 10 2018, 12:45 PM

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post Oct 10 2018, 06:04 PM

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How on earth did the 1st child got under the care of the stepfather lol?

Piap, then got baby, then marry another fella?


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post Oct 10 2018, 07:16 PM

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QUOTE(warham @ Oct 10 2018, 12:08 PM)
Obviously the wife cheated on him doh.gif
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Stepfather must have been bodo sangat then coz he is taking care of the daugther whistling.gif
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post Oct 10 2018, 07:25 PM

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Good one. 👏🏽
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post Oct 11 2018, 05:48 PM

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grandpa and grandma must belongs to the mum
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post Oct 12 2018, 06:05 PM

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wrong.....your wife choose you and not the boss.....doesnt make sense...

if i were the wife....i will tell the boss this is his daughter....enjoy a better life
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post Oct 26 2018, 05:09 PM

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LOL WTF
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post Oct 27 2018, 06:09 AM

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so the boss is the daddy..

yo plot twist here


 

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