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bereev
post Jun 25 2018, 05:26 PM

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QUOTE(kcchong2000 @ Jun 25 2018, 04:13 PM)
Hang Tuah is Chinese btw. That why history book nama Hang Tuah sudah jadi Hantu~ah
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mcmane pula Hang Jebat, dgn Hang Lekiu ?
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post Jun 25 2018, 05:27 PM

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QUOTE(Nub! @ Jun 25 2018, 04:43 PM)
Aku cina, macam mana nk jadi melayu? Macam best je
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khawin awek anak kau terus ....selama lamanya
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post Jun 25 2018, 05:28 PM

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post Jun 25 2018, 05:31 PM

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QUOTE(andylyc @ Jun 25 2018, 05:12 PM)
Jamal Jamban dan Musa Aman dah hilang ....
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Good one. Hahahaha
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post Jun 25 2018, 05:37 PM

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QUOTE(Jag23sys @ Jun 25 2018, 05:14 PM)
Plot twist. Mungkinkah, Hang Tuah tu Mat Salleh kononya yg hemsem?
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Hang Tuah tu Wong Fei Hong , sebab dia nak larinkan dari ancaman musuh Qing , maka dia nak lari ke Amerika syarikat same dgn makcik 13, tapi entah macam mane dia ternaik kapal Titanic, tenggelam tengah jaln ke Amerika , dia berjaya selamat kan diri dan berlayar di atas laut selama 2 bulan, dan dibselamatkan oleh lanun selat melaka.

Dengan kehilangan makcik 13 yg tersayang dia , terlalusedih dan telah buat keputusan nak lupakan segala ingatan dari dulu, dia pun tinggal di Melaka sebagai orang tempatan tanpa ornag lain sedari dia berasa dari Tongsan
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post Jun 25 2018, 05:42 PM

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Iya bisa pak. Ku bisa berbicara bahasa Malay.
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post Jun 25 2018, 05:45 PM

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rilek, jamal pun tak hilang mana ade benda boleh hilang
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post Jun 25 2018, 05:48 PM

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QUOTE(2feidei @ Jun 25 2018, 04:13 PM)
In first place, never proof he ever exist oso......many claim he just like Superman created by American  laugh.gif
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Hang Kasturi, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekir and Hang Lekiu must have had an imaginary 'brother' to play play with.
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post Jun 25 2018, 05:49 PM

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QUOTE(Nub! @ Jun 25 2018, 04:43 PM)
Aku cina, macam mana nk jadi melayu? Macam best je
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pakai songkok, buat muka sedih dan cakap "aku melayu"

macam ni

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post Jun 25 2018, 05:51 PM

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QUOTE(azbro @ Jun 25 2018, 05:48 PM)
Hang Kasturi, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekir and Hang Lekiu must have had an imaginary 'brother' to play play with.
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Story only say they good friends, brother, actually, strangers biggrin.gif
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post Jun 25 2018, 11:35 PM

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QUOTE(roymustang @ Jun 25 2018, 05:49 PM)
pakai songkok, buat muka sedih dan cakap "aku melayu"

macam ni

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Lol!
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post Jun 25 2018, 11:35 PM

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QUOTE(Satori 14118a @ Jun 25 2018, 04:16 PM)
Obviously gonna be replaced by Banglas from the look of things
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Hang Bangla inkambing..
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post Jun 25 2018, 11:51 PM

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Apesal tak pakai Waze?
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post Jun 25 2018, 11:53 PM

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QUOTE(roymustang @ Jun 25 2018, 05:49 PM)
pakai songkok, buat muka sedih dan cakap "aku melayu"

macam ni

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Apsal sedih? Beli rumah pon dpt 10% discount kot.
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post Jun 26 2018, 06:31 AM

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Dorang nak jadi arab kan
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post Jun 26 2018, 06:44 AM

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Lol sampai sekarang saya masih tertanya tanya kenapa pengukir itu letak "tak Melayu hilang di dunia". (bukan takkan atau tak akan).

Ayat tu seakan akan terjemahan terus daripada bahasa Inggeris, lebih lebih pula pengukir itu orang putih. Yang hairannya kenapa dia tidak tanya mana mana pakar bahasa sebelum mengukir.

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post Jun 26 2018, 07:05 AM

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QUOTE(roymustang @ Jun 25 2018, 05:49 PM)
pakai songkok, buat muka sedih dan cakap "aku melayu"

macam ni

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This guy lebih melayu dari melayu

Now he also missing

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post Jun 26 2018, 07:06 AM

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QUOTE(M4A1 @ Jun 25 2018, 04:13 PM)
keris taming sari > lightsaber
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Hang Tuah = Luke Skywalker

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post Jun 26 2018, 07:27 AM

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No worries , still got tongkat
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QUOTE(hollyweed @ Jun 25 2018, 04:10 PM)
So, kita guna lah bahasa kebangsaan (Bahasa Melayu) okay  tongue.gif  biggrin.gif
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