Do u play football with mentality thinking that u resemble a pro footballer?
i do have friend that thinks he's KEANO! they way he runs, they way he tackles, shouts, etc. and another friend of mine is contrary to cannavaro, he missed all the tackles, missed all the headers, avoid shots to goal.. we called him CANNIVIRI..

Do ppl call u footballers' name? or any experience with fellow friends?

This post has been edited by eltan: May 10 2007, 01:11 PM

ppl call mi c.ronaldo

This post has been edited by taor3n: May 10 2007, 01:21 PM

why ppl call u CR? football skills or looks?

heheh he's a good dribbler and can do step over aka c.ronaldo oh and his true nick name is vcd seller joking la taoren dont be mad

This post has been edited by duarnt: May 10 2007, 01:27 PM

my futsal friends call me eto'o.... coz i'm dark-skin color and tall but a little skinny but dun have any skill

they called me steven "garage"..... ouch..... I ain't that bad!

most of my tall n skinny friends..ppl call them peter crouch! and i can say most of them , their shooting sux..

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Added on May 10, 2007, 1:34 pmi have a fren who is like jamie carragher. exactly the same from his expression to they way he runs.. damn~ what a lookalike. and ive met ppl who dislike to be called nicknames. when we call him nakata, he gets so mad at us. i wonder why...nakata is goodlooking aint he?

This post has been edited by eltan: May 10 2007, 01:34 PM

Dude your nick is vcd seller

lol dun la..haha dem sad...wei..everytime..hear dis vcd seller..=(...

i wan terry la...i always play defend....too bad i dun have the body like terry.....dem....

This post has been edited by taor3n: May 10 2007, 01:55 PM

a long long time ago, when my tummy is still 6 pack (rather then now 1 big round pack) i was call Van Basten.

looking back, reali fun days.

Cantonese: "steal chicken king" so what im all time top scorer in my team

Jamie Carragher? I wonder who's that? Haha. You look like scholes front view, nakata wanna-be side view? Hahaha. Duh

In the olden days, we got another friend is by the nick of Ryan McNistelrooy. Damn power. Hahaha

thats bcoz he dribbles like mcmanaman/giggs.. tho' he dont have the intention but his off balance makes him looks like feign and dribble.. the scene where chris eagles shaky legs and scored against everton..something like that.. hahaha

i m called d.villa.....and sumtimes called batigol when i score a header goal...haha

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Added on May 10, 2007, 2:10 pm"steal chicken king" in oder words offside king....haha

This post has been edited by raymen9: May 10 2007, 02:11 PM

ppl call me Roy Keane/M. Carrick when i play during schools sport lessons. duh i like to slide in to one-man show strikers and lob/long shoot

In my area the nicknames are usually given based on the name on the jersey you wear, usually only those who wear other footballers name on their jerseys get called after the player. But almost the all the time the nickname only continues being used if the player plays in the same position as the real life footballer he's named after.

When i played the U-18 MSSD against a Kota Damansara school, they were district champions, they had nicknames like 'Ah Long', 'Ular' and a few more I can't recall, lol.

Anyone here knows well about Indian culture? Cause I notice the nick 'Ular' is always given by Indians to their pacey Indian friends.

Ular/Snake is also a name given to hardcore gangsters

snake like cobra/viper..
i think refer to fast player with instinct to score goals.

YA RITE!
we call u VCD seller!!

haha..ppl call me kezman..but not because im hebat or what..but because tak hebat...hehehee....but then..its been my nick..all my fren call me kezman...

Ppl call me thierry henry coz my name really is theirry henry

ppl call me vidic for a reason.!

haha nah..just kidding.. i'm more like SWP

I see, hahaha! Like Snake in The Simpsons.

This post has been edited by Soulsareworthless: May 10 2007, 05:17 PM

when i was young i played as a very rough but somewhat effective defender aginst far bigger boys then me.

somehow they gave me nick name Stam after Jaap Stam @_@

lol, as long as they are tall and skinny (and fair skin), they will probably will be called as crouch..
i also got a friend who we called him nakata.. he's really looks like nakata..

as for me, my friends called me 'aimar' because back in diploma days, i usually wear valencia jersey (fake) when playing evening soccer and pablo aimar still in valencia that time.. but, i'm not as good as aimar..

This post has been edited by van_nadzrool: May 10 2007, 05:34 PM

when ppl see me play, they will call me zidane, ronaldinho, c. ronaldo, messi, kaka, henry, maradona, etc. Basically all the great players la

i got a fren always called nistelrooy
coz he everyday do skill tak jadi, shoot tak masuk

if shoot tak masuk how come ppl call nistelrooy ? Nistelrooy shoots always masuk wan. Maybe can call him cisse

Close friends used to call me Crouch cause im 183cm 55kg....

cisse is 2 season's of top france league scorer

btw.. ppl call me fat wen when in my secondnary sch time .. that was because i played fwd.. i score like owen .. but i am fat T_T

looking at his ball control and conversion rate

people call me papa skin

look at his goals here and re-adjust your judgement on his ball control


over 150 goals in about 200 games .

20 goals in his first season in spanish league ( whoever doubted him will know now )

even now , i will choose v.Nistelrooy over drogba , fat ronaldo , gilardino , shevchenko and owen any time

This post has been edited by befitozi: May 10 2007, 07:07 PM

Sure a lot of gloaters here.

Only 1 of my friend call me Crouch.. watafark... and he is short that's why he call me Crouch.. because i'm taller than him.. watafark...

sorry to disaprove
what i meant was conversion of his shots.
of coz he scores alot per game ratio is good.
havent seen him play for a long time anyway. i may be wrong for all i know

This post has been edited by EmperorMeng: May 10 2007, 07:16 PM

What does that mean?

When i was in a match the captain of the opposition team called me Jojo - WTF?

He was like pointing at me screaming ' mark Jojo dont let him pass ' i was like super wtf

My team mates call me kou lou(tall guy) actually i not that tall around 180cm onli but cause the others are a little shorter

same case like me.. i'm 178.. hahaha

Me? Kaki Bangku.

nothing...hehehehe...becoz i always shave my head

Apparently; the futsal guys call me robocop.

Xabi Alonso.....

i have many....
makelele, djemba-djemba, beckham(whr every1 also like this nick ), mutu

My frens call me a**h**e when i dont pass the ball, fcuker when i dribble too much and d**k head when i score a goal...

This post has been edited by slyyoung: May 10 2007, 09:19 PM

Your first two nick names are well deserved.

Coz i was supposed to be a keeper....

^^

LOL now that make sense

well my friend call me Alex Ferguson

i got no names... juz that my fren luv to run round the footsal court shouting central forward!!!!

During the secondary days, I was called Poborsky....

Now? Old man....

lol hi old man... nice meeting you... lolz

they call me " machan "

and y is tat?....u only play FM or what hehehe

Peter Crouch+"steal chicken king"+"diver" when playing football in big field
Shevchenko when playing futsal
Jose Mourinho when playing Pro Evolution Soccer

because my birthday same as SAF

everyone shouts DEI !!!
=O no matter who.. it's just SHOOT DEI ! RUN DEI ! PASS DEI !!
EEEINAAA DEII !!

sorry no offence to those that find this offendsive. Don't mean it

This post has been edited by KimRoss: May 11 2007, 01:44 PM

haha...this thread is so funny...i was called Crespo since 6 years ago as he's my idol and i'm a centre forward...and my finishing is superb, coz i'm waiting in front of the opposition's keeper

another chicken king [ chap kai wong ]

'Kai san' better aka 'Chicken God'. Not to be confused with other meaning of 'kai' meaning 'fluke'.

on field,my friends call me R.Carlos cause im in left back position and short but not bald = p
prefer to b called Vicente lolxxx

my fren call me feilo.. then when play futsal.. become pirlo.. then firlo..

they call me air ball king...coz 8/10 of my mid range shoot boom to the sky....


However..they called me Makelele when playing with stronger team coz i play defensive just like the guy did...

and they called me Dudek...coz i DO tat sotong leg act everytime i be keeper...its works!!


in the heart...i just wanna be Gerrard T_T

i takda leg but i like to call my self hamman... coz i like teh playmaker position, but also sometime i got steal chicken also


^^^^

those two sentences made me laugh so hard my lcd now is wet with water... lol haha roflmao..hahahaha

This post has been edited by lolhalol: Sep 22 2007, 10:57 AM

my friend call me Raul bcos i always wear Spain jersey no 7Raul when play football/futsal/beach soccer

Finnan - i always play in right back position with jersey no 3.

i think my nickname is God. XD

"Oh my God! "
"Oh God why don't you pass?"
"Oh God what the hell are you doing!?"
"Arghh God! Are you blind!?"

some day ur friend will shout
"Oh God,why u put the ball in own net"

it's kinda funny when some ppl really see themselves as the pro player they being called...like try to copy the way they play,the way they celebrate...imagine u friend who being called crouch celebrate when he scores....
Btw...for me...owen...bcoz I'm fast...(not that tall also)
Gerrard as I like to hit long shot...bt sometimes....might hit the corner flag....

my friend call me shorty in the field when they wanna make fun of me hahah!

but yeah my friends all have nickname for themselves...

ronaldo- coz he tries to dribble like him


flecther - coz he looks like him


giggs- coz its his idol


solksjaer- coz its his idol

i personally like scholes alot... so call me scholes next time u see me !!! haha

haha, juz like me when i were young (cause damn short hence my nickname)
but now Saviola/Owen both small size but score a lot though once a while chap kai also (not offside one)

dont steal chicken when play football
if u still like to steal chiken,better ur friend call u Inzaghi

I used to have an Indian friend called 'Blackham' because he was extremely good in crossing

and after he changed to a striker, an electric one at that, and just couldn't stop scoring and creating goals, he was called 'Henry' because he's an Arsenal fan.

used to call Tony Adams, Lee Dixon...although not good in tackling...sometime like to play mid, called bergkamp...although cant shoot well...

depends on positions...we(friends) always change 1....ahh..long time never play football d...

'Coconut Striker' <--- Not me of course.

bro taor3n,
maybe one day we can arrange a futsal session.. i can get a team, u arrange urs..
then we play friendly, okay maa?
hehehe

they call me crouch... bcoz i'm the tallest among them 180. lol

lol.....we can always...play in lyn futsal session heheh =)....
mi no team mar....

lyn futsal session on saturday.. i can't make it on saturdays..

sorry guys for being off topic..
btw, i've been called "giggs" before.. dunno the reason..
but for me i think is, bcuz giggs was good in his early days, now old edi not that good..
that kinda defines me, but not to say very good laa..

Giggs still good mar.

My friends call me........ Schmeichel.

If not the jerseyman..

This post has been edited by schmeichel7: Sep 26 2007, 03:22 AM

yup, but not as good as before..

so u play keeper all the time?

Hehe.

Schimichel? You drive like a Schumacher ah?

Yeah man... Been a keeper since I knew playing football..

Worst experience was when i was in standard 6, the opposition team had a form 5 player taking a penalty. He hit the ball straight to my stomach, can never forget that pain.. hehehe..

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Added on September 26, 2007, 5:48 pmHehehe..

This post has been edited by schmeichel7: Sep 26 2007, 05:48 PM

But usually people call each other like 'Steel Head' good at tanduk, Panjang and etc.

lol, thats gonna be a painful memory..

zeist, he meant peter schmeichel not micheal schumacher...

Oh shet, wahahahahaha! Now I remember that goal keeper. LoL!

This post has been edited by zeist: Sep 26 2007, 06:21 PM

just in case u forgot how schmeichel looks like..
take a glance at schmeichel7's avatar

He was a MU goal keeper last time right?

now he mean Schmichel Jr=Kasper

LOL Scmichel junior? I'm lost.

Kasper is son of Peter Schmeichel
Kasper play for Manchester City now

I see. Err, I don't keep track with all clubs, that's why.

yes and its Stevie G..