I wouldn't take the article seriously guys. Anyone who would try to (literally) dress-up an comparative article like this with people in silly medieval costumes obviously is going for theaterics and a lame attempt at humor rather than a honest analysis of the comparative strengths and weaknesses of the two operating systems.

Take it in the spirit it deserves; as a read-and-forget superficial stab at the Mac OS.

Deriviative "reviews" like this a dime-a-dozen. The CNet editor was short on content and pulled this one from the bottom of the pile.