dota teach me alot of things..
dota teach me that a 29 year old guy can sit down in cyber cafe force his gf to sit beside him and play dota 10 hours a day and still stuck at diploma 1st year...

dota also teach me that when playing dota they say no money la this la that la. but when come to pay for resit p[aper they can pay and pay and pay and waste time in collage

dota also teach me that people can really sit down for 10 hours straight staring at a monitor...

Dota taught me that guys are more ignorant to their gfs while playing.
Also taught me that guys shouldn't teach their gfs how to play dota if they really love them.

dota teaches me how to chat more with my frens...
at school keep talking dota...

dota becum de onli things v can all talking abt in college,
it teach me to make frns,
it teach me tat even if u farm kao kao vry geng mkb or scepter at lv 10 oso will lose if no teamwork
it teach me to be patient,
it giv me target of life (LOLZ OMFG!)
it teach me to teach my bros n frns to join de dota
it teach me to organize time,(so time for dating n dota muz not crashed!)
it teach me to get used to losses
it still cant teach me how to be a pro

DOTA....who created u?
why? when? wahat arre u?

Dota teaches me that gaming can make you stress and emo

So,dont play this s**t.Go play something else.

dota had taught cc bosses dat they oni nid 1game(frozen tong)to maintain their customers
other game oso no nid 1..(except cs)

dota makes ppl shout n scream MONSTER KILL, GODLIKE, TRIPLE KILL, GODLIKE bla bla all over the place ....

Players where got scream like that 1...that is the duty for the speakers...not player..

usually player will shout F**k,MCH,TiunIaSing,Hailat,Sh*t,hamgachan,soHai n etc..

Dui bu Dui? hahaxD

Dota make me buy more Nescafe hehe ...coz play until no need sleep ..

Haha..like that also canxD..i only buy water

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Added on April 24, 2007, 5:24 pmXin from FTZ?

This post has been edited by -Rage-: Apr 24 2007, 05:24 PM

"...DOTA TEACHES ME TO"

Composer : Krovaxq
Lyric : Krovaxq
Song by : Harpuia


dota teaches me to unsubscribe TMnut Screamyx....

dota teaches me to keep saying GG to whatever-whenever...

dota teaches me to realize that there are freaking amount of RACISTs...

dota teaches me to understand what type of leavers people hate the most...

dota teaches me to know where my money must go to when i'm outside...

dota teaches me to avoid talkin' to my gf at night time...

dota teaches me to keep scolding innocent mouses...

dota teaches me about how important caffeines are...

dota teaches me that people really dare to talk only...

my gf says dota is more important to me than she is.
haha

Dota teaches me to wake up and spread the news to people to get a new life....coz it waste time....HEHe

when lose mostly they will blame teammate 1. and every1 starts from noob mah....

DOTA TEACH ME TO BAN ALL KIASU LEAVERS XD

dota made good frend quarrel each other!to bcm even close best frend after settled.!

Dota Teaches me...when u r a noob..go play AI don't ruin other peoples game..

wasting people's time n effort n money>.< wahahaha

dota teaches me to buy only necessary things for me, not because other's buy it.

stunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn