got any story? want know some

I have a story.
The intern was a foreigner. When started working, day 1 already screwing up project.
Day after day, the intern screwed up even more. Koliks only then realized the intern used fake resume.
The intern's english language so crappy till communication also a problem to us. The intern can't understand what koliks were talking about.
Even koliks and i used the most basic english telling the intern what to do, the intern still can screwed up the work.
The intern dont really know use a pc, worse than first time user.
koliks also scared give any work to the intern.
The intern everyday go office enjoy air con, no do anything contribute to the company and pandai pandai self approved leave LOL. 
In the end, received scolding from boss directly and fired after a week or so.