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SUSDrifter	Feb 12 2007, 04:34 PM, updated 19y ago Show posts by this member only \| Post #1
Regular Senior Member 1,349 posts Joined: Jan 2005	Ever wondered why females say one thing and mean another - this will help !!! Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads: 40-ish = 49 Adventurous = Slept with everyone Athletic = No tits Average looking = Ugly Beautiful = Pathological liar Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure = On medication Feminist = Fat Free spirit = Junkie Friendship first = Former very friendly person Fun = Annoying New Age = Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded = Desperate Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing Passionate = Sloppy drunk Professional = b** Voluptuous = Very Fat Large frame = Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate = Stalker Women's English 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Men's English: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay This post has been edited by Drifter**: Feb 12 2007, 04:34 PM
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akira de aimbuster	Feb 12 2007, 08:13 PM Show posts by this member only \| Post #2
しごと～ Senior Member 3,500 posts Joined: Jan 2003	ROFL NICE!! XDXDXD
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Jiwang Man	Feb 12 2007, 08:59 PM Show posts by this member only \| Post #3
New Member Junior Member 36 posts Joined: Mar 2006	Hahahaha , awesome.
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Zephyr_Mage	Feb 12 2007, 09:53 PM Show posts by this member only \| Post #4
Look at all my stars!! Validating 5,444 posts Joined: Jan 2003	hahaa so true... I liked this one Open-minded = Desperate
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chen9wei	Feb 12 2007, 09:54 PM Show posts by this member only \| Post #5
Look at all my stars Senior Member 923 posts Joined: Nov 2004 From: KK, Sabah --> Hk (HKU)	Pro ......................... 40-ish = 49
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pavithran	Feb 12 2007, 10:07 PM Show posts by this member only \| Post #6
Getting Started Junior Member 186 posts Joined: Jan 2005	-Self Delete- This post has been edited by pavithran: Dec 25 2007, 11:10 PM
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M@r0R!	Feb 12 2007, 10:11 PM Show posts by this member only \| Post #7
Like a Sir Senior Member 1,702 posts Joined: Aug 2006 From: Who Cares?	Men use their penis to think 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
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Pdot	Feb 13 2007, 12:46 AM Show posts by this member only \| Post #8
Schadenfreude Senior Member 671 posts Joined: Sep 2005 From: www.cockobo.net	We need to talk = You're in trouble Sure, go ahead = You better not Do what you want = You will pay for this later LMAO
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iLLeGaL^pLaYeR	Feb 13 2007, 11:32 AM Show posts by this member only \| Post #9
Getting Started Junior Member 177 posts Joined: Feb 2007 From: Ampang	QUOTE(Drifter @ Feb 12 2007, 04:34 PM) Men's English: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay Couldn't agree more
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rcracer	Feb 14 2007, 01:24 PM Show posts by this member only \| Post #10
????? Senior Member 3,772 posts Joined: Jan 2003	Yeah i agree too
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tuRtL3	Feb 19 2007, 08:26 AM Show posts by this member only \| Post #11
On my way Senior Member 674 posts Joined: Mar 2005	11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay <<< lol.. this is funny
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wckek	Feb 25 2007, 09:06 PM Show posts by this member only \| Post #12
Getting Started Junior Member 187 posts Joined: Sep 2004	QUOTE Men's English: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay made me laugh the most..
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Shopboy	Feb 28 2007, 02:17 PM Show posts by this member only \| Post #13
On my way Senior Member 609 posts Joined: Dec 2006	I love you Drifter This post has been edited by Shopboy: Feb 28 2007, 02:18 PM
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harrychoo	Feb 28 2007, 02:29 PM Show posts by this member only \| Post #14
Look at all my stars!! Senior Member 3,589 posts Joined: Mar 2005 From: Bolehland	Get from email with same jokes as 1st post » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Becoming a man - two year degree course TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree. (Male Arts) Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101: Combating Stupidity MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers Spring Schedule: MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse when you're Wrong MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective) (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Brad Pitt MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important Spring Schedule: MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II Course Electives: EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear" ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her
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Shopboy	Feb 28 2007, 03:42 PM Show posts by this member only \| Post #15
On my way Senior Member 609 posts Joined: Dec 2006	QUOTE(harrychoo @ Feb 28 2007, 02:29 PM) Get from email with same jokes as 1st post » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Becoming a man - two year degree course TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree. (Male Arts) Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101: Combating Stupidity MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers Spring Schedule: MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse when you're Wrong MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective) (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Brad Pitt MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important Spring Schedule: MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II Course Electives: EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear" ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her I love you too hairy
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eXPeri3nc3	Feb 28 2007, 06:33 PM Show posts by this member only \| Post #16
It's coming! 3ɔu3ıɹǝdxǝ ♥ Senior Member 9,257 posts Joined: Aug 2005 From: Not so sure myself Status: 1+3+3=7	QUOTE(Drifter @ Feb 12 2007, 04:34 PM) 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay Respecte thise.... respecte... win!
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