Becoming a man - two year degree course

TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in:

Becoming a Real Man.  That's right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree. (Male Arts)

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101:  Combating Stupidity
MEN 102:  You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103:  PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104:  We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110:  Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111:  Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112:  Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100:  Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101:  Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A:  What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120:  How NOT to Act like an arse when you're Wrong
MEN 121:  Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122:  YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123:  Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C:  What Was Yours is Hers


SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101:  You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102:  Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103:  How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201:  How To Put the Toilet Seat Down

(Elective)
(See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210:  The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211:  How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212:  You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver
MEN 213:  Honest, You Don't Look Like Brad Pitt
MEN 230A:  Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220:  Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221:  Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary
MEN 222:  Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223:  Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B:  Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II

Course Electives:
EAT 102:  Cooking with Tofu
EAT 103:  Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103:  Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231:  Mothers-In-Law
MEN 232:  Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233:  Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her